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[–] [email protected] 60 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If I knew my teachers appreciated it, I have endless capacity for one liners like these. But no way to know, and it'd be weird to ask

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's a bold move, but the payout is a happy professor!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

sometimes a happy teacher. I mean don't over do it.

I will still fail you, if you hand in a paper with no other text than "I have no idea what's going on". Don't try to be a comic either by using one liners in every single paragraph.

But make an honest attempt, and put in single one line like that twitter post, and yes it will result in an amused teacher.

[–] bizzle 2 points 10 months ago

Do you mean to tell me that my research paper shouldn't just be my tight five for Open Mic Night?

[–] [email protected] 37 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

My friend ran out of time for an assignment once and just put the meme of "here's where I'd put my [third section]... if I had one!"

[–] dejected_warp_core 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) 
Hey, I understand that reference.  
Nice job! 0/10
[–] dejected_warp_core 26 points 10 months ago

In this paper I will explore the premise of misinformation and it's impact on coursework, specifically long-form essays. This work will be self-illustrating in support of this thesis, as the author will take on the voice of someone that has a minimal and flawed understanding of the paper's core concept.

[–] Jerkface 19 points 10 months ago

I have used the following justifications in proofs on math exams

"By hope, prayer"

"By some vague understanding of what's going on"

The second one got 7/10.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (4 children)

does Lemmy need more 3 year old twitter screenshots

[–] [email protected] 41 points 10 months ago (2 children)

That's a sign of adoption. Every platform has those.

[–] Toldry 7 points 10 months ago

We're on our way to Twitter having 3 year old Lemmy screenshots

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Nature is healing?...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

go ahead

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

"I'd buy that for a[n upvote]!"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

At least it still had a non-shitty name at the time

[–] newbeni 12 points 10 months ago

It makes me say "aww, sweet baby, it'll be okay"

[–] NutWrench 7 points 10 months ago

"Just imagine that I turned in a really good paper."