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I received this "free gift" with an Aliexpress order (slrpnk.net)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/mildlyinteresting

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Praise the Lord 🍑

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[–] EvilLootbox 78 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Cool I need one to add to my collection!

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Butts are butts are butts are beautiful

[–] flicker 7 points 10 months ago

That monkey that turned around to reveal a second anus is absolute nightmare fuel.

[–] Sludgehammer 39 points 10 months ago

I'm guessing "free gift" means they can't sell them and don't want to pay to dump them.

[–] clif 37 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Praise the lord... for... panda butts?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

You’ve just created a great T-shirt idea

[–] partial_accumen 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Take a sharpie and draw two short horizontal lines one to the left one to the right of the "butthole". It now looks like a sleeping creature with its mouth open snoring.

[–] ABasilPlant 35 points 10 months ago (1 children)

For anyone else who doesn't want to spend 10 seconds trying to imagine it.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

Now I see one second a panda butt and the next second a snoring panda and then the butt again... help.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.

[–] chuckleslord 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Pandas have white tails

[–] iAvicenna 6 points 10 months ago

not suggestive at all

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (3 children)

what's inside?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

At least the baggy says "contact lens case".

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

There's nothing in it, it's just a case for holding contact lenses apparently.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

so... do you have any contact lenses?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I do not.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I guess you now have a birthday gift for a friend with contact lenses

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago

I'm going to guess feces?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75R1AW5YrZ4

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

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[–] FlyingSquid 3 points 10 months ago

I'm not seeing the problem. Do you not praise the lord by showing him your panda butt?

[–] bhamlin 3 points 10 months ago

Wow, Comic Sans? I hope you left an appropriate review.

In Papyrus, of course.

[–] PMFL 1 points 10 months ago

🤣

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Which one?