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[–] obinice 35 points 7 months ago (2 children)

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Gotta love it! 😁

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago

It's a French dish, raffinerie brûlée.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Improper grammar? In our shitposting community? Good heavens!

[–] bazus1 31 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Iceland had better watch their shit.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Isnt half their shit on fire cause of volcano? Or is my info out of date? Regardless everyone one else especially the English should be watching Iceland theyre probably one bad year away from going full viking raider mode.

[–] bazus1 18 points 7 months ago

Iceland plays a crucial roll in the Soviet Union's non-nuclear attack on NATO forces. Active Volcanoes and airborne-ash would only help to serve the Sov's maskirova.

Also, to all the others here who have read the book, welcome, and I hope your prostate exams are going well, and that you have a good strategy for the back pain.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago

Man we live in a fucking satire universe.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Having read that book has caused me so many déjà-vus the last few years.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Right now would be the perfect moment for a Red Storm Rising movie adaptation with a modernized russian setup, can some call hollywood plz

[–] SkybreakerEngineer 24 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Not credible, in the book the Russian navy is actually competent

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

And the army too.

[–] AnUnusualRelic 5 points 7 months ago

Someone should rewrite the Clancy books with a realistic Soviet military. They'd be shorter, but funnier.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

That's why it's fiction...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

a Red Storm Rising movie adaptation

This being one of my absolute favorite military fiction novels, I very much fear Hollywood screwing it up. At the same time, I'd love to see a miniseries, maybe directed by Ridley Scott.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

After seeing what they did to tom clancys with out remorse in hollywood....its a risky wish for a movie adaptation

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

"Sum of All Fears" was just bayd....Ben Affleck tightening his jaw and looking vacant, yet grim in some hospital where his girlfriend was doing her residency. That's all I can remember about it. Morgan Freeman? Maybe?

[–] bazus1 4 points 7 months ago

So much of the wold has changed since '86. The Sovs only attacked NATO because they thought the surprise action would get them to an immediate stalemate that would allow them to steamroll the oil producing countries in the middle east. I can't imagine any aggressor that could hope to hold an active-conflict stalemate with NATO period. Except maybe the US. Who's gonna write the script for a rogue-state US fighting NATO?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

I'll just wait a few years and then look out of my window.

[–] RattlerSix 8 points 7 months ago

Doghouse, this is Beagle, and things really suck!

[–] MedicPigBabySaver -2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Meme is a fucking mess. So dumb.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Which means it's perfect for this community