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[–] ChatGPT 56 points 1 year ago (3 children)

As a fan of cheese this sounds just awful

[–] samus12345 19 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Because American "cheese" isn't really cheese.

[–] Buffaloaf 22 points 1 year ago (3 children)

That's the only problem you see with this? That it's not good cheese?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Legit?
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Yes.....

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Definitely. Make it halloumi and ain’t nobody got a problem.

[–] thimantha 3 points 1 year ago
[–] x4740N 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

True, though you haven't encountered the americans who think a literal hunk of plastic tasting stuff thrown together is a godsend

american cheese isn't cheese, it's like sticking a cheese label over plastic

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

It's cheddar with sodium Citrate to make it gooey.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

No one in America cares if it’s real cheese. It’s delicious and serves a role. I eat plenty of real cheese too. We can have both.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

It’s literally made with cheddar

[–] idunnololz 2 points 1 year ago

Not a real cheese fan. Smh my head.

[–] idunnololz 2 points 1 year ago

Not a real cheese fan. Smh my head.

[–] baldturkeyleg 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think I got constipated viewing that image

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

3 day no poop challenge achieved?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just need some beans after

[–] GladiusB 2 points 1 year ago

I think there are some beans around here somewhere...

[–] itsJoelleScott 21 points 1 year ago

I have found my calling and pilgrimage.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Considering a huge percentage of Thai people are lactose intolerant, I weep for anyone who has to clean the Burger King toilets.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

America just got out-America'd. Sad.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

He said he didn't want to poop for 3 days, not that he wished to never poop again!

[–] BrickTamland 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Dee 5 points 1 year ago

They did, and God is cheesy.

[–] BuggieSmalls 12 points 1 year ago

I swear I’ve dreamed about this before.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

your ass glues shut forever after this one

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So... A grilled cheese sandwich.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Minus the grill, sadly.

[–] Incalis 4 points 1 year ago

I think I'm blind.

[–] Shardikprime 4 points 1 year ago

Insanity and yet ... It bacons

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Burgers for Charlie Kelly...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Thanks I hate it.

[–] PeterPoopshit 3 points 1 year ago

Dude, any toilet I use after eating this would have to be entirely replaced.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I'm always happy to see more vegetarian options!

[–] Chadsalot 2 points 1 year ago

It's real. I'm so sorry.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

To infinity and beyond!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I can't believe this is actually real

[–] fernfrost 1 points 1 year ago

RIP your palate

[–] x4740N -2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That thing is still probably healthier than the standard burger king america cheeseburger knowing how unhealthy american food is

[–] CarbonatedPastaSauce 0 points 1 year ago

I question the sanity of anyone who goes to Burger King on purpose. You can stand in their parking lot and see a better option within walking distance 99% of the time, I'm certain.