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[–] [email protected] 46 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Not really infinite until the crop rotation glitch

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If everyone gets away with the crafting glitch and goes too far with it, the waste generated severely affects the crop glitch on a global server level. And if nothing is done about the runaway crafting glitch, it can make the server unliveable

[–] mhague 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That will only happen if a few chronically online players get together to use their resources to manipulate the playerbase. If that happens the game will die, but certain players just don't care about anything but themselves.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The player base will eventually react in unpredictable ways once they realize there is no respawn in the game

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

there is no respawn in the game

Oh, so now you tell me!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Pfft just live in truly fertile region bro. Or invent green revolution.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago (4 children)

It's not that infinite without a way to refresh protein, such as mining ammonia, eventually you run out of soil resources and crash. It's got a hard limit, so to speak.

[–] lennybird 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

urine is a fantastic nitrogen fertilizer

bonemeal for phosphorus

wood-ash for potassium.

Probably not concentrated enough to work on an industrial scale, but probably on smaller communal farms.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Yeah if you turn people who die into fertilizer and process all of their excrement you can probably sustain the fields they eat from. Can't argue with that.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'd actually be totally fine with this.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

I want to become del monte corn after I die, unironically.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (3 children)

i feel like you could just eat people at that point. That might do something, idk.

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[–] shneancy 1 points 9 months ago

circle of life

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Nobody said anything about using dead people as fertiliser?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (9 children)

I did, what is the source of your confusion?

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Oops, soylent green path.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

And that's why we have been dumping our and our livestock's shit there for thousands of years.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (8 children)

That alone is still not infinite. When you eat food you're taking the nutrients that you need out of it and excreting what is left. So even if all of your shit went directly to manure then you're still putting in less than you took out.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

The energy input is the sun, and most of the calories come from the air (carbon dioxide). Given so much external input, harvesting from a plot without reducing soil fertility is totally possible. With nitrogen-fixing crops (soybeans being the poster child), even the nitrogen fertilizer comes from the air.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (19 children)

Legumes like lentils capture air nitrogen.

[–] lennybird 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Was wondering, do Orchids do this, too? They have "air roots" and basically subsist off zero substrate.

According to this article

Like other epiphyte orchids, the roots of Phalaenopsis roots are covered with a spongy epidural tissue called “velamen.” Just a few cells thick, velamen helps orchid roots absorb water and nitrogen from the air.

It's probably my favorite plant. Hardy as hell despite a bad reputation for being picky. People don't realize they just go dormant until Spring.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Bacteria take it out of the atmosphere slowly. It's a certain rate per land, and due to the coastline paradox we know that the area of land is infinite.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago

Hunter-Gatherers HATE him!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

bro ill dupe your food,
just send it all to me, ill give you double back next crop cycle i swear

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Dupe still working!?! I thought it got patched.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Real hard to pull off, gotta have easy access to water and bugs fuck your shit up when you least expect it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

you just gotta juke and weave from the bugs, ez as pz.

[–] Stovetop 14 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

Relevant Mitchell and Webb

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[–] MycelialMass 1 points 9 months ago

Gets me everytime ahah

[–] dylanTheDeveloper 10 points 9 months ago
[–] Zehzin 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] dylanTheDeveloper 7 points 9 months ago

I like my corn submissive and breedable

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