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Can I lick it? Yes you can. (feddit.de)

submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 70 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Chemistry has discovered more than they probably care to admit by accidentally licking things.

[–] xkforce 31 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Purposefully licking things.

Chemists of old were a bit less safety conscious than we are today. Tasting the chemicals you just made was just part of the job back then.

[–] spittingimage 17 points 8 months ago

Chemists of old were plenty safety conscious. Licking the science is what apprentices were for.

[–] atomicorange 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

We still like to sniff stuff. You’ve got some very sensitive chemoreceptors right on your face, might as well use them!

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

"Why does my cigarette I left on the lab table taste sweet?" is absolutely the question an inattentive scientists asked himself before he discovered an artificial sweetener.

EDIT: Michael Sveda's discovery of cyclamate at the university of Illinois in 1937

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago

Mouth pipetting is a large part of this.

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[–] ladicius 64 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Biology: Lick here... Yep, that's the spot. Continue... Oh yeah, keep going. Uhhh....

[–] atomicorange 41 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Human anatomy: you’re technically always licking it. And now you’re aware of it. Your tongue on the roof of your mouth. Touching your teeth.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I always hate how well this works...

Also I hope you enjoy manually breathing now as in retaliation

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

The fuck did I do to you? Now I can feel my tongue and I don't know how to breathe!

I hope you can hear your blinking for the rest of the day!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

I've heard that with enough lack of stimuli combined with enough concerted concentration, you can actually begin to feel your guts as they process food. Like, feeling the muscles contracting.

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Geography: You can try, but it's gonna take you a while.

Cartography: "Would you not lick my maps, please?"

History: Fuck You.

Sociology: Allowed and encouraged in some fields, others... better not.

Economics: "Is Human Resources there?"

Medicine: "Next, please." or "Don't, please."

Civil engineering: Go ahead, eat the dirt.

Law: Go to jail.

Political science: Could you please do this somewhere else?

[–] [email protected] 45 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Electronics: Only the low voltage side.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Lick the null and keep on with your life. Lick the phase and suffer. Lick two phases and die.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Software engineering... If you can lick it, you spelled "click" wrong. And that's why your code won't compile, you complete failure.

[–] NegativeInf 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

NameError: name 'lick' is not defined. Did you mean: 'click'?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

NameError: name 'lick' is not defined. Did you mean: 'sudo rm -rf /'?

Ftfy

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

📞Hello police? Yeah it's this one.📞

[–] FuglyDuck 32 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Mycology: “go ahead have a seat. Lick this one. It’ll be fun!”

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Let's ask Microbiology and Virology

[–] FuglyDuck 26 points 8 months ago

“Lick this dish please.”

“So you do lick the science?!”

“No. You are the science.”

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[–] Viking_Hippie 28 points 8 months ago

In zoology, science might lick you, but it might also bite you.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Chemistry + licking = cooking

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Physics clubs always pull out the liquid nitrogen ice cream, so licking is an option!

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago

And then there is NileRed, who does lick the chemistry He does.

[–] BluesF 21 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Chemistry 50 years ago: it is encouraged to smell, taste, and injest all of your work

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[–] AusatKeyboardPremi 20 points 8 months ago (8 children)

A quick question, should the software engineer lick the monitor screen or the keyboard?

I… uh… am asking for a friend who is a software engineer.

I am a butterfly instructor.

[–] SanndyTheManndy 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

the motherboard. how else can you tell that it is working?

[–] AusatKeyboardPremi 9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (4 children)

Given most software engineers develop in a cloud environment, I would… I mean my friend would have to shove their head into a server rack that is consuming high amounts of wattage. My friend would then have to try reaching for the motherboard by extending their tongue.

The only problem I see here is travelling to the data centre which are often located in different countries or even continents. I am not sure if their employer would cover that expense.

[–] SanndyTheManndy 13 points 8 months ago (2 children)

ssh into the server and lick your desktop's motherboard

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[–] trxxruraxvr 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Most keyboards get really gross after a while and are hardly ever cleaned. I'd go for the monitor.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This is why they never get cleaned, you gotta start somewhere. Lick the keyboard!

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[–] AngryCommieKender 6 points 8 months ago (2 children)

The butterflies. Someone needs to see if they taste of butter.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago (2 children)

i had to link it, no choice rlly

[–] bazus1 5 points 8 months ago

You can quest like a tribe does.

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[–] dyathinkhesaurus 15 points 8 months ago (4 children)

You can lick anything at least once.

[–] atomicorange 14 points 8 months ago (4 children)

So you’re saying I can lick Uranus?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

If you go there, yes.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Medicine: In here? Sure, that's how you get c diff, staph, e coli...

[–] Wizard_Pope 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Lemme just lick my radioactive isotope sample.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

We know not to lick it, therefor someone has licked it

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[–] nodimetotie 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Economics: How much are you willing to pay?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

If the market clears the price is equal to the marginal utility of getting licked

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Comp sci and software engineering is pretty much the same thing

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[–] ZILtoid1991 9 points 8 months ago

Electronics: "It's useful in testing whether a battery has charge or not."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Philosophy:

"That depends on your definitions, some may call philosophy a science, others may not, what do you think? Can you lick the philosophy?"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

There is philosophy in everything. Any time you lick anything, you lick philosophy. Even if you lick nothing, you lick philosophy.