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[–] VelvetStorm 29 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It would only be like 50 pages at best.

[–] ChonkyOwlbear 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Still too long for most to read.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

50 pages ..... in comic book form

[–] grue 23 points 10 months ago (4 children)

That's not a thing. It can't be, because they cherry-pick different parts depending on the situation.

[–] Stovetop 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This. You've got people simultaneously insisting that they can ignore the rules about not eating pork and not wearing mixed fabrics because the law of Moses no longer applies, but in the same breath continue to insist that the ten commandments are absolute.

[–] CM400 1 points 10 months ago

Well obviously the 10 commandments are absolute, that’s why they’re the 10 commandments.

[–] Speculater 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yes, Jesus said to feed the poor and to love your neighbors, but that doesn't include the disabled, "lazy", or foreigners.

[–] Clent 2 points 10 months ago

Keep those real estate prices up and they cannot afford to be your neighbor!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Then it would be like one of those adventure books where you just choose who you want to hate, or who you'd like to kill or who you want to control or why you should have all the money. Every time you start reading, at the end of every chapter you get to choose what version you want depending on what you want at the time.

[–] gofsckyourself 1 points 10 months ago

It's both, really

[–] Potatos_are_not_friends 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I want a Bible where each passage has some sort of voting system like.... 73% agree from protestants, 20% agree from Catholics, 40% agree from Jewish, 100% agree from Buddhists

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Would be an interesting feature to something like the Steam version of the bible

Implement a rating system for each chapter based on your religion.

[–] littlebluespark 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Why not $6.66? 🤣🤘🏽

[–] gofsckyourself 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yours now with 6 easy payments of $6.66!

[–] littlebluespark 1 points 10 months ago

That's one too many 6s, though 🤪

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Which version of the Bible is that? And of that particular fork of religion, which versions of their bibles is it cherry picked from?

[–] CM400 2 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

control women

Yeah, pretty sure they don't ignore that part.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

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