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[–] [email protected] 42 points 7 months ago

Check his basement. I bet kitty is in his basement.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The van has been either:

  1. pushed off a transport aircraft at 20,000 feet
  2. stranded in the desert
  3. in the middle of an active war zone in Yemen
  4. is inside an animal habitat filled with wild gorillas
  5. is balancing on the edge of a mountainous cliff
  6. at the bottom of a deep lake
  7. has somehow been placed into a stable orbit around the earth
[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago

And now we use it to find kitties

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe 27 points 7 months ago

I hope your dad has a very specific set of skills. Skills to help find kitties.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

I can only imagine Charlie and Mac sitting in the back eating chips... and discussing the leather shop they plan to open in Arizona.

[–] paddirn 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It puts the lotion on its skin…

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

Good luck! Kitties often get lost in places like basements and deep holes they can't get out of on their own. So you should expect to search something like a basement, a dungeon, maybe some kind of other small, enclosed space.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You'll be alright as long as there's no toolbox in that van

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

toolbox

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago