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[–] dariusj18 123 points 8 months ago (8 children)

I hate that people will look back on this behavior with derision, rather than taking sensible precautions during a time of uncertainty.

[–] Lifecoach5000 43 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I think a lot of that depends on your viewpoint and attitude. I will admit that I got grocery delivery for a few months and would actually sanitize the packaging before bringing it inside. I chuckle about it now and think I was maybe going a bit overboard - but like you said, the times were so uncertain for many - especially during the beginning.

[–] mean_bean279 32 points 8 months ago (2 children)

For a few months basically no one knew how it spread. I look back and think about how it could be seen as overboard, but being cautious and careful is more important in a time when something like Covid was quickly spreading and had these wildly different experiences for people. Especially the first alpha variant which seemed to either kill people, or cause them to not smell/taste and have memory issues. I wasn’t going to fuck with that, and still don’t want to.

Also, some forget, but there was a lot of videos coming out of China where it started with people running around seemingly trying to infect others and felt very zombie-esque.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Same... we'd wipe down our groceries, and anything delivered by mail or UPS would sit on our back porch for a few days before we'd bring it in the house. Was it necessary? Probably not, but our house never got sick - at least not until 2023. So for the next pandemic I won't mind being overly cautious again.

[–] agent_flounder 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yeah I remember it was months in before studies started coming out that it didn't spread via surfaces. I distinctly remember thinking "shit what am I supposed to do with all these Clorox wipes??"

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[–] Wrench 8 points 8 months ago

Yep. There were reports that it could live on plastic surfaces for over a week.

Is it silly in hindsight knowing everything we do today? Sure. But if a new epidemic spreads rapidly again before we have any reliable info on it, I'm going back to wiping things down and washing my hands after touching anything.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 5 points 8 months ago

It's funny to look back on is my point in posting this, but at the time we were just trying everything we could.

[–] Windex007 29 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I got to work from home, I got to actually invest in my living space. I started tailoring my buying to businesses that I wanted to survive. I cooked more. I invested into learning new skills. I spent almost zero time communiting anywhere. I prioritized my health, getting enough sleep. I didn't even get as much as a runny nose for like 2 years.

Honestly, one of the best times of my life.

[–] AA5B 6 points 8 months ago

tailoring my buying to businesses that I wanted to survive

Generally I don’t shill online but my town just gots its first microbrewery when COViD hit so when I found out they were doing takeout, you better believe I spread the word far and wide. It worked: that business survived.

Of course I accidentally spread negative word about a great Pakistani kebab place, so I shut the hell up and went there every week for the summer. It became a thing with my family, when you couldn’t go places with people and restaurants were closed. We’d walk down to the center of town, order through their app, send one person in to pick up, and have dinner outside on the town common

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago

Seriously, this is just peak hindsight and at the time things people did where the most appropriate application of better safe than sorry.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The first 6 months when we were too scared to go anywhere or do anything, we saved like $1000/month. I proceeded to learn nothing and we went back to max spending as soon as scientifically acceptable.

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I went to the expensive grocery store. I had to keep working the entire time. When I went to my usual store after work, I'd have to wait in line to enter the store just to find out the horders bought everything again. The horders didn't go to the expensive store, so I didn't have to wait in line and most of the time I could find everything I needed.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (7 children)

I bought a house 6 months before lockdown.

I bought a super huge pack of charmin toilet paper at BJs. My ex bought a super huge pack of charmin toilet paper at BJs.

We had a laugh about all of our toilet paper.

As a joke I bought 2 more huge packs, because we had room and it was funny and had basically become an inside joke.

Then lockdown happened.

Toilet paper became a commodity.

I JUST (December 27th to be precise) ran out of the pre-covid toilet paper stocks we had.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Bulk non-perishables is always the way to go. I think my family buys tp, garbage bags, light bulbs etc maybe once every two years.

[–] Krzd 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

How do you go though so many light bulbs?? I haven't had a single one fail in the past 2 years

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

We use incandescent bulbs as heaters to keep water pipes from freezing in the winter. When put in a brooder lamp housing they're safer than dedicated space heaters on a thermostat and useful for places where heating tape isn't practical (eg around a pressure tank)

We usually go through 8-10 100w bulbs a year across the three pump houses and crawl spaces We have to maintain. Running continuously they only have a life span of a couple months.

Very unusual situation of course. Idk i think we last bought LED's for the actual inside of the house maybe 5 years ago lol.

[–] Icalasari 8 points 8 months ago

My folks were freaking out about no sanitizer anywhere. I have OCD. I just calmly went to my room and brought out my massive 1 L jug of sanitizer

For once, that pain in the ass disorder came in handy

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 7 points 8 months ago

That's amazing!

I mock threatened my friends that if I couldn't buy toilet paper when I needed it, I was going to come over to their house and scoot my ass across the rug like the dog does.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That's how I got turned on to expensive Alfredo sauce. It was the only thing left, and now I can't go back.

[–] Anticorp 5 points 8 months ago

Same with us for Rao's marinara.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I remember that I got to wfh so I had no commute, and people left me alone to actually do my job. All the orgs I keep busy with were shut down, so I finally got to rest.

But my anxiety was through the fucking roof because every 2 weeks, either my work or some other group would be like “let’s plan a get-together now that COVID is almost over!”

I was an Animal Crosser.

[–] GlitzyArmrest 20 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Constant hand sanitizer - I still haven't dropped this habit. I see hand sanitizer, I use hand sanitizer.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This is a habit you should keep!

My church bestie and I always sit together and when we pass the peace and hug and shake hands, she always immediately puts sanitizer on my hands and hers after without even asking. She's the best.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago (6 children)

this is so fucking wild to me, here in sweden we just put up hand sanitizer bottles in stores and plexiglass in front of the cashiers, and told everyone to pwease keep their distance and not use public transport (and then acted surprised when the public transport use decreased)..

[–] CptEnder 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I mean tbf swedes were already social distancing long before the pandemic...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

there was a very common joke along the lines of "man i can't wait until the 2-meter social distancing is over, so we can go back to standing 3 meters apart!"

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 7 points 8 months ago (5 children)

All sorts of dumb shit happened in North America. A favourite of mine was people leaving their mail in the mailbox a few days so to ensure the germs died before picking it up?

[–] Cryophilia 12 points 8 months ago

My favorite was all the bullshit companies pulled "because covid".

Like "sorry our phone representative wait time is longer, it's because covid". Like what?

Or grocery stores closing all doors except one, thereby forcing all their customers into the same narrow space lol

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[–] ThePantser 17 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Masks were hard to come by so I 3d printed them and added filter material from furnace filters. They were super hard to breathe but I felt more comfortable shopping with them. Probably inhaled a lot of micro plastic.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 6 points 8 months ago

I'm rather impressed by this though! Clever.

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[–] Anticorp 17 points 8 months ago (1 children)

We didn't dare eat take-out. We cooked every meal we ate for over two years. That got old after a couple months, so two years kinda sucked. We spent so much money on take-out after we got vaccinated!

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 7 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Remember people washing groceries and leaving them outside?

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Masking outdoors with no one around. I heard on a podcast that it was still good practice so you'd remember not to touch your face, but it was mostly just hot and miserable.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I know a few people who still wear surgical masks outside when the pollen levels are high because it helps with allergies. Not perfect, but the masks reduce enough of the pollen breathed in to be helpful without the sweating problems from n95 masks.

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[–] dariusj18 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This is the reason I will now always fly with masks. Just to keep myself from touching my face and getting sick at the start of a vacation.

[–] bl4ckblooc 26 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I always fly with masks now because I’ve realized how many people are harbingers of disease in the airport.

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[–] BonesOfTheMoon 6 points 8 months ago

Me too! I also had special touch screen gloves my husband insisted I wear everywhere in the dead of summer so I wouldn't touch anything with bare hands. I looked ridiculous in summer short sleeves wearing gloves. I also had safety glasses.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 12 points 8 months ago

I didn't change much. On the other hand I was already pretty socially distanced before. I honestly loved how society came down to my level. It's much more stressful again now.

[–] xantoxis 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Hmm. Individually washing the eggs in the carton before they went in the fridge, maybe.

Finding out it was definitely airborne was such a relief.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

The only thing that really changed for me was that I wore a mask when going to a store or something. I didn't need one at work since I worked alone and outside at the time.

The one time I thought I had caught COVID, it turned out to be just a gnarly case of strep throat. Never once lost my sense of smell or taste from strep throat before, but 2 home tests and 1 actual doctor test all showed negative for COVID so... 🤷🏻‍♂️

I then had an allergic reaction to the amoxicillin given to me for the strep throat so that was fun.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

I manage a produce department at a grocery store and was always front and center with the hordes of people coming in. At the start of the pandemic my wife and newborn were stuck at home, so even if I wasn't worried about myself, there was always this background anxiety that I was going to bring it home and potentially cause the death of my wife or daughter. Any illness we did get was especially weird or aggressive, and always thought "Ah, shit, this is it.", but somehow never was. To this day we've somehow never tested positive for COVID, though I know statistically we've probably had it.

Those early days were bizarre, though. I remember ominously gathering in the stockroom at work shortly before things started getting weird. The owner explained what was going on, how it would change things and what we would be doing differently going forward. He predicted all of the shortages, especially toilet paper. Funny enough, we always had a huge supply of that shit downstairs, but idiots would buy it up so fast it always looked like there was a shortage. You can only fit like 3-6 packages in a large shelf space at any given time. People would show up before the stock guy could get more out and wind up depleting all of the napkins and paper towels instead. Bet their assholes felt great.

The best were people who bought up a bunch of Lysol, thinking that shit was like a convenient and instant disinfectant. Yeah, if you want to spray down every inch of your home and leave it sit for thirty minutes..

Strange days.. Though I suppose at the heart of it, stupid or not, everyone was just worried about their families.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Not much, I'm already kinda germophobic so it was easy to treat every surface as dirty. And now that people stopped cleaning everything, it's easy to see that everything IS dirty. Still haven't caught it lol

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 4 points 8 months ago

I still use my sleeve or elbow to open every door to this day. It doesn't hurt anything to do.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I remember using ATM's for the first time ever (because bank branches were closed) and using our stock of nitrile single use gloves to touch anything.

I also remember still going to work as a machine operator and being forced to wear the paper mask on top of my existing eye and hearing protection... my safety glasses would fog almost constantly and I scrapped at least a few parts cuz I couldn't see what the fuck was going on and they wouldn't let us take any safety gear off (even for a second) unless we left the shop floor. Good times.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

I was working remotely and not receiving stimulus checks.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Basically the 2nd week of the pandemic they announced that fomites were not a vector of infection.

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