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[–] [email protected] 83 points 7 months ago (3 children)

By this logic, the math problem the teacher called me up to the board to solve in 10th grade when I had a random boner was also a woman.

[–] TwoBeeSan 18 points 7 months ago

God damn gusts of wind women

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Ah yes, the most erotic of all triangles

[–] tourist 48 points 7 months ago (2 children)

viagra and Brazilian wandering spider venom is a woman

[–] [email protected] 34 points 7 months ago

Diogenes walking in with a bottle of Viagra and a hard on: "Behold, a woman!"

[–] MrJameGumb 33 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Don't let him near the pets 😰

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

He nevr said pets make his dick hard?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

He never said the opposite (also those are women by his definition so he couldn't have said that, anyway)

[–] javasux 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 91 points 7 months ago (2 children)

This is an example of Affirming the Consequent, also known as the Converse Error

Their statement affirms: "if it makes my dick hard, then it's a woman" whereas the assumption being made here is "if it's a woman, then it makes my dick hard". This is the converse of the original statement, and doesn't carry the same logical truth as the original.

It should be noted that the inverse ("if it doesn't make my dick hard, then it isn't a woman") also doesn't, but the contrapositive ("if it's not a woman, it doesn't make my dick hard") does!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Are you gonna teach proofs by induction next week?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Hopefully, I’m taking notes

[–] idunnololz 1 points 7 months ago

Sorry. I only have a gas stove 😔

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

That's a lot of words to say "sufficient, but not necessary. "