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[–] [email protected] 105 points 6 months ago (2 children)

That’s one way to get back into the EU ¯\(ツ)

[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 months ago

Ahh, time to reforge the Auld Alliance then

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Historically France has been the good guy in their wars

[–] NounsAndWords 64 points 6 months ago

If this were the 1300s France would be looking to invade.

True, regardless of the rest.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Macron has seemed rather bellicose of late...

[–] Jaderick 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Right? Who said this isn’t France’s plan?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 months ago (2 children)

What would France even do with UK though, have you seen the absolute state of the thing?

[–] Jaderick 28 points 6 months ago (5 children)

First order of business: introduce quality cuisine to the savages

[–] TheBat 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

South Asians: We're trying!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

I made this

You made this?

I made this

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[–] Noodle07 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Just to taunt you, our usual casus belli

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Now go away, or I will taunt you for a second time!

[–] waigl 40 points 6 months ago (2 children)

What's this about the king treating his cancer withe herbs?

[–] [email protected] 51 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (3 children)

Charles is a long time advocate for homeopathy, even appointed a homeopath as head royal doctor.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Oh.

Oh yeah he dead like Steve Jobs.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Is best served cold?

...no, wait. not that one.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago

Ahh, Charlescuterie

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

🤞🤞🤞

[–] waigl 32 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Homeopathy is not "herbs", though. Compared to homeopathy, herbs as a medication would have seemed lika a sane choice. At least herbs actually do have some medically relevant substances in them sometimes. Probably not the ones you need to treat cancer, but still, a hell of a lot more than the literally nothing that homeopathy brings to the table.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

a hell of a lot more than the literally nothing that homeopathy brings to the table.

Lies. Homeopathy gets you a well hydrated corpse.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You asked what it was about, and I told you.. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago (5 children)

That isn't treating it with herbs. That's treating it with sugar pills.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago

*Plain water that was touched by a grain of sugar five vials back. But don't worry. The water remembers it.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Or the missing princess of Wales? There’s a lot to unpack here.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 6 months ago (1 children)

There's some conspiracy theory that something has happened to Kate Middleton because she had abdominal surgery earlier this year and hasn't been seen in public for a little while, and a poorly photoshopped image of her with her kids was recently shared.

[–] frickineh 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

My guess is that she had a hysterectomy and has been recovering, but people are getting wild with the conspiracy theories.

[–] ZagamTheVile 9 points 6 months ago

That's not even a good conspiracy theory. That sounds like a bunch of amateur crap. They need to step their game up. We have people believing JFK is coming back to claim the presidency.

[–] geekworking 39 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] unreasonabro 29 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Heh heh hehnnm. Don't count your chickens before they've hatched, English...

Sincerement,

France

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

I can tell this wasn't written by a real Fr*nch because you wrote "Heh heh" instead of "Hon hon"

[–] 9point6 29 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Tbh it would probably improve matters

[–] Num10ck 13 points 6 months ago

imagine the improvement to the food

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

Only if they bring some guillotines along with them, and a way to get the British public to give enough of a shit to actually use them..

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

What makes you think France is NOT looking to invade? Baguettes to Berettas, non?

D'accord! Pourquoi pas? Vive la France!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] Anticorp 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Pretty sure they meant berets.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Lol that would make sense

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

After Brexit comes Annexit, powered by [email protected]

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[–] Tyfud 9 points 6 months ago

War were declared.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Flanders has mobilised at the channel.

[–] superduperenigma 18 points 6 months ago

Hi diddly-ho neighborinos!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Don't make the royal family sound cool

[–] topinambour_rex 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Or we would do like in the 1000s and let just one french duke goes.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Are we up for Normans round 2? What do we do this time? I’m not volunteering to round up the fucking fyrd man fuck all that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

July is going to be an interesting month

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