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[–] aesen1 108 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 55 points 9 months ago

I saw this with a different picture attached to it some time ago, so I Assume it's either fake or bait.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Jean-Baptiste Lamarck liked this πŸ‘πŸΌ

[–] BDalt 10 points 9 months ago
[–] lemmyseikai 33 points 9 months ago (4 children)

I can't count the number of times I mention to my students that body cell mutations (or in this case surgery) do not affect reproductive cells XD

[–] Baphomet_The_Blasphemer 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

So you're telling me I'm wasting my time and money on my braces because my kids won't be born with straight teeth as a result of my treatment?

[–] lemmyseikai 6 points 9 months ago

If the point is for your kids to have straight teeth, then yes. If having straight teeth makes you happy, then no.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 4 points 9 months ago

My doctor said my penis enlargement surgery will make all my future descendants have massive dongs too.

[–] TIMMAY 3 points 9 months ago

Lamarck is rolling in his grave!

[–] fidodo 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] lemmyseikai 1 points 9 months ago

Of course. Biology is complicated.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 90 points 9 months ago (1 children)

EDITOR’S NOTE: This original story was sourced to MSN, who has since deleted their story. According to Snopes.com, this story has since been identified as a hoax.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 9 months ago (1 children)

my past self is now ruined

[–] [email protected] 30 points 9 months ago

Nothing a little plastic surgery can't fix.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Not only was this a hoax, it quite literally ruined this young Taiwanese model's life. There was a video online that went on to show the repercussions of the fake meme. She basically was the laughing stock for all the major modeling outlets and went from booking deals to zero deals. The messed up thing was she wasn't even married with kids or even had any surgery done. She basically was the first internet doxx.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-34568674

[–] Pyroglyph 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

She was basically the first internet doxx.

This isn't doxxing, this is just the internet spreading lies.

Doxxing is publishing personal/private information about someone online, which didn't happen in this story.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

My mistake. It was bad for her. :(

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Yoooo, what's the @? You know she does the good content.

[–] JustUseMint 17 points 9 months ago

It's this not just belle Delphine lol

[–] wintermutehal 5 points 9 months ago

I support this request

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] LemmyKnowsBest 14 points 9 months ago

Blow job

Boob job

OnlyFans job

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

It means that she picks people's noses for a living, duh.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Take a deep breath and think about a household of people with this much logic

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

And now think about how their vote is worth as much as yours.

[–] pennomi 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

More than yours, if they live in the rural US.

[–] then_three_more 4 points 9 months ago

Or a British marginal constituency.

[–] db2 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Those are the kind of people to have kids…..

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

They are multiplying. But has anyone actually seen it happen?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I can’t find her anywhere. I get lost quick