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Pissing in Stainless Steel Sinks is Better than Ceramic BECAUSE of the Audible Report. (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by [email protected] to c/unpopularopinion

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The audible report of your pee smashing into the free-floating thin stainless steel is desirable in the way that it informs others you are sink pissing. The ceramic bowl preference shown in this community is a sign of cowardice and shame in one's true self.

It has the added benefit of scaring away predators and attracting sexual partners.

Piss proud. Piss loud.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Seriously, dafuq is wrong with some of you??

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

You are one of the cowards, the stench of fear pours out of your very presence.

I am mighty and I am practically drowning in strange your feeble mind would certainly stroke trying to fathom.

My thrice daily casual exploits make your greatest conquest look like a teenager trying to silently fumble their gonads under their childhood cartoon sheets while trying to recall 3 frames of an 80's sci-fi film that awoke something mysterious within them.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

now this is the content i subscribed for!

piss on, my sisters, my brothers and my gender non-conforming others, and piss long! 💫

[–] d00phy 3 points 3 months ago

Agreed. This is wonderful reading.

[–] PoliticallyIncorrect 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

How about buying an urinal instead of pissing in the sink?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Maybe use toilets ?

[–] thantik 8 points 3 months ago

Don't cut yourself with all that edge.

[–] NeoNachtwaechter 2 points 3 months ago

I vote for pissing through holes in high wooden fences. So much more exciting.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Maybe if you actually want to get caught.