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Soft boiled just like my peatnis on E

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I love them and I hate them. Getting it out of your beard is the worst.

[–] WereCat 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Nah I like having some for later /s

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Soft boiled egg sandwich is the fucking best. I thought I'm the only one who does this.

[–] rockSlayer 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I prefer my sandwich eggs fried over easy

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Medium, you fucking monster.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Hard, because I get distracted

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

i love them so much, the more mess the better

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

The Search for the Perfect Egg Bite.

[–] proper 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

tell me more about the eggs

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago

Soft boiled. So basically. So basically you let simmer for 6min30seconds until the egg realizes it isn't cis, understands it enjoys living life as the opposite gender better, but could not possibly comprehend or accept the thought of coming out to those around them.

Then you shock it with ice, crack its shell, peel off its outer layer, and what your left with is a beautiful shining thing, cooked on the outside, but soft, gooey, warm, and vulnerable on the inside.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Runny egg sammich,,

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

a sandwich with a runny egg and pork roll is the best breakfest on the planet