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Soft boiled just like my peatnis on E

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[โ€“] proper 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

tell me more about the eggs

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago

Soft boiled. So basically. So basically you let simmer for 6min30seconds until the egg realizes it isn't cis, understands it enjoys living life as the opposite gender better, but could not possibly comprehend or accept the thought of coming out to those around them.

Then you shock it with ice, crack its shell, peel off its outer layer, and what your left with is a beautiful shining thing, cooked on the outside, but soft, gooey, warm, and vulnerable on the inside.