I've done this enough that it's just become known as my "quirk" because everyone knows that I would rather "chew on a cactus and chase it with pure lemon juice" than make small talk at a work "social hour" for more than, like, 12 minutes. Because I told them so.

So no one seems to mind much.

[–] Matriks404 10 points 9 months ago

As a 28 year old: Where can I find these parties you speak of?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

How many parties do they go to?

[–] JackLSauce 4 points 9 months ago

The vaunted 367.25 day-year

[–] g0d0fm15ch13f 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

How many parties do normal people go to for this to be true?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

My kid goes to a lot of birthday parties. I could save a lot of time here.

[–] g0d0fm15ch13f 3 points 9 months ago

Your kid sounds cool

[–] doingthestuff 0 points 9 months ago

I always sneak out. At least I have a good reason, were up before 4am six days a week.