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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. A showerthought should offer a unique perspective on an ordinary part of life.

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Like just commenting a friendly joke, a compliment or something like that

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[–] [email protected] 91 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Ah the irony of the fedi feed sometimes...

[–] GladiusB 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I want to know what angered the garden gnome

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[–] EdibleFriend 71 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 65 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

God I love Cyanide and Happiness.

[–] johsny 14 points 9 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 68 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (7 children)

yesterday, i hit myself in the forehead with a car door almost knocking myself out, generating serious pain and a giant goose-egg hematoma.

its funnier today

[–] shadowSprite 19 points 9 months ago

I gave myself myself a concussion almost the same way, except my clumsy ass was getting into my car and I slammed the side of my head on the roof of my car, everything went black, and then the door that I had already started to swing shut came and slammed into the other side of my head, knocking me back to my senses. I had a dent above my ear for a year lol.

[–] toxicbubble 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

i stepped on a rake at work, a few minutes later i stepped on the same rake. thankfully only hit me in the chest both times

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[–] mPony 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

maybe the only really bad thing is that nobody got it on video?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

agreed. probably hilarious from the correct angle

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[–] FartsWithAnAccent 35 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

A pirate walks into the bar with a ship's steering wheel attached to the belt.

The bar tender asks, "What's up with the wheel?"

The pirate responds, "ARR, IT'S DRIVIN ME NUTS!"

[–] SendMePhotos 32 points 9 months ago

Any of you guys remember the wholesome Vernon or good dog meme?

[–] friend_of_satan 26 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Not just lemmy, everywhere. We should all approach strangers as if we're already friends.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I agree, you wonderful sunshine!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago
[–] QuincyPeck 23 points 9 months ago

The best people are on Lemmy. Everyone is saying so!

[–] circuitfarmer 22 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I hope you have a great day today.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

Thank you, have a nice day (·:

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You look ,gret today! Enjoy the rest of your weekend, take care

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

thank you (-:

However that doesn't really make sense on the internet

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Maybe they can see you 👀

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

I think it's really cool that you think we need more random kindness. I agree ^^

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

And I like you, friendly person on the internet

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Aurelius 11 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I love this idea! Thanks for posting and hope you’re having a good weekend!

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[–] aeharding 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Welcome to Lemmy, I love you

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[–] owenfromcanada 10 points 9 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (5 children)
[–] owenfromcanada 7 points 9 months ago (3 children)
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[–] jaredwhite 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

My daughter told me she was getting paper from the other room to draw on, and as she ran off I replied "Sounds ink-credible!"

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm already giving it my all.

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[–] mPony 9 points 9 months ago

Hjalmar is right. Good for them. Being randomly friendly is fucking decent.

[–] Daft_ish 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I hope this becomes lemmys one outet for kind behavior.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Hell yes we should. It’s good for the communities and it’s even better for ourselves.

[–] Rhynoplaz 6 points 9 months ago

Thanks for posting! Have a great day!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

How very sweet of you to say

[–] taiyang 5 points 9 months ago

But what about all those lovely 7+ paragraph diatribes we get instead? Lol

But yes, it can really sour my day just to have someone comment something halfway mean-- more positivity would be nice.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Thanks for being here with me, Achiever.

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