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[–] [email protected] 63 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I never thought I'd die this way, but I always hoped

[–] samus12345 46 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I still remember, back when Diablo 3 was doing a public technical test or something, a friend of mine and I were very excited to get in and give it a try. We took a look at the heroes, and I decided on male Monk while he selected female Barb. I named mine something random, I don't remember what, but my friend thought for only a moment before naming her "Snoo-snoo".

Later that day, we went to the D3 subreddit to see what people thought, and there was a post titled "The 10 commandments of Diablo 3" and one of them was "Thou shalt not name thy female barbarian " Snoo-snoo". We had a good laugh.

[–] samus12345 3 points 8 months ago

I absolutely mained as a female Barb. XD

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

where it all began

[–] TIMMAY 14 points 8 months ago

The mind is willing but the body is spongy and bruised

[–] Uncle_Sheo217 14 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 38 points 8 months ago (1 children)

yes please 🥺

She'd have to be 2.5m though, I'm already way too tall

[–] samus12345 21 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Ten foot two

Skin of blue

Eyes the color of Mountain Dew

What you need is a Navi girl!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

Please 🥺

[–] Harbinger01173430 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Not really. They are too slim, without proper curves and not heavy enough. We need big amazonian elves.

[–] samus12345 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] Harbinger01173430 5 points 8 months ago

Elf mommy ftw?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Oh God I don't need a new thing added to the list, please have mercy on me

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Give them stronger cat-people features and I'm in. (see this NSFW, for example)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

You just have no taste. :P

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me

[–] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago (1 children)

No muscular tall domme gf

Why even live?

[–] Uncle_Sheo217 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Fr.

Serious answer: because you might find one :3

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago
[–] dm_me_your_feet 24 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago

As a short guy, I don't think I can pretzel that far, but I'd certainly be up to try.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Ah, the Rhea Ripley method.

[–] Uncle_Sheo217 14 points 8 months ago

I’d let her break me 100%

[–] gmtom 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Thank... God for that.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

When kneeling I'm pretty short too...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Just break his spine

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Whelp I'm horny now

[–] Cicraft 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)