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Who is holding the remote π€
zelensky
Someone posted an awful fanfic (? Alternate reality? Whatβs it called when itβs real life people? Is it just fiction and I am in fact a victim of the brain rot?) with Putin and zelensky, uh, bonding over the shared origins of Vladimir and Volodymir, that I began reading without realizing it wasnβt news until about halfway through when they kissed. (it was copy pasted)
Well it definitely would be news if that happened
It was weirdly well written in a newspaper style at first. I thought it was a bit of a layered conversation about shared heritage at first π€¦
There are definitely fanfics written with real people as characters.
Litttttle Alex Horne of Taskmaster mentioned two such fics during recent season.
It's either fiction or propaganda. Propaganda for who, I don't know.
Source or it didn't happen
Putin invaded Ukraine because Putin thought he was having some "play sessions" with Zelensky but later found out Zelensky got tired of the sexting and gave the buttplug remote to Scholz.
Him and Frank Reynolds need to play chess against each other.
Putin playing 4D chess
That's a challenging wank.
Oh that's what happened
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Kyaah β€οΈ
"God-damn these electric sex trousers."
You there, computer man, fix my pants!
looks like hes gettin close