Someone posted an awful fanfic (? Alternate reality? What’s it called when it’s real life people? Is it just fiction and I am in fact a victim of the brain rot?) with Putin and zelensky, uh, bonding over the shared origins of Vladimir and Volodymir, that I began reading without realizing it wasn’t news until about halfway through when they kissed. (it was copy pasted)

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Well it definitely would be news if that happened

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

It was weirdly well written in a newspaper style at first. I thought it was a bit of a layered conversation about shared heritage at first 🤦

[–] TheBat 5 points 7 months ago

There are definitely fanfics written with real people as characters.

Litttttle Alex Horne of Taskmaster mentioned two such fics during recent season.

[–] MotoAsh 4 points 7 months ago

It's either fiction or propaganda. Propaganda for who, I don't know.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Source or it didn't happen

[–] idunnololz 1 points 7 months ago

Putin invaded Ukraine because Putin thought he was having some "play sessions" with Zelensky but later found out Zelensky got tired of the sexting and gave the buttplug remote to Scholz.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago

Him and Frank Reynolds need to play chess against each other.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago

Putin playing 4D chess

[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago

That's a challenging wank.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 20 points 7 months ago

Oh that's what happened

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

Kyaah ❤️

[–] Cyclist 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

"God-damn these electric sex trousers."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

You there, computer man, fix my pants!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

looks like hes gettin close