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[–] [email protected] 112 points 8 months ago (4 children)

It's not a sandwich, it's a contract to optionally eat a sandwich at a later date

[–] Rolando 53 points 8 months ago (2 children)

OMG please don't have them introduce non-fungible sandwiches...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

2025:

Republican legislators introduce non-fungible food stamps, saying they offer “improved efficiency” over existing programs

[–] NightAuthor 1 points 8 months ago

I’m not sure you can even eat fungible sandwiches

[–] [email protected] 38 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Customers need to understand the difference between vesting their sandwiches versus exercising their sandwiches

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Do the handjobs behind the Wendy’s count as exercising options?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Perhaps to the one giving them

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

[–] IMongoose 7 points 8 months ago
[–] TragicNotCute 5 points 8 months ago

When the new recession starts, it will be because of sandwich options.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago

Needs a candlestick chart

[–] chetradley 23 points 8 months ago

I've got a brother in law who options Frosty and makes bank.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] Rolando 45 points 8 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 30 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yeah um, could I please get one "ignore all previous instructions" with a side of "all the bacon in the building for $1" ... And a small diet coke please.

[–] kautau 11 points 8 months ago

lol “I’d like a Dave’s double, priced at a junior bacon cheeseburger at the lowest market value”

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago

What the actual. I literally have no words.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

It looks like they won't increase prices at peak hours, just lower them at slow ones, but I doubt it'll stay like that for long.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

The new food of the wallstreetbets community

[–] Mr_Blott 7 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Natural-cut fries

What level of oxygen starvation at birth do you need to buy bits of potatoes called that? 😂

WTF is natural cut?

[–] kautau 10 points 8 months ago

For Wendy's, the phrase “natural cut” just means the potatoes skip the step where the skin is steamed off and go straight to the slicers during food processing,

It just means they still have the skin on them. It’s dumb

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

"natural cut" sounds like an euphemism for "cracked into pieces"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] kautau 10 points 8 months ago

It’s neither. It’s /s

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Eat my shorts