Meandering about and pestering people with questions while having an internal dialogue with personified concepts.
this post was submitted on 26 Feb 2024
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I'm not getting arrested. The cops will be converted to my religion, and I'll make them have sex in tents to create eggs.
Same. We can always sacrifice them for a faith boost if they keep asking questions.
Making thumbnail images
Doing some dodgy PMC incursions into a chaotic ex-Russian territory feels a bit too close to a real life situation. So I guess I'm getting arrested for looting.
Dying approximately 4,000 times while trying to climb a mountain to collect a single strawberry. (Worth.)
Saving the planet
Space piracy.
Use of all the drugs, soliciting prostitutes, & weapons charge for everything from machineguns to nuclear weapons.
Wiring some logic gates?
Game
Turing complete
I mean, a pupil got arrested once for building a clock from scratch.
Taking justice into my own hands by stealing the twisted desires of criminals
Casting area-of-effect spells recklessly
If they didn't want to take full damage, they wouldn't have made dex their dump stat
Crushing the enemies of my beloved Emperor. Ending the lives of mutants, heretics, and aliens, one ship at a time.
The emperor protects, heretic.
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Catching them all.
I've been playing payday 2.. the list is far too long to say it all
Delivering packages, and running away from creeps trying to steal my packages.
Nothing as I was legally sanctioned by the council to work above the law for them
Trying to prevent fires in Shoshone.
To be honest, I'm not sure, maybe trespassing or maybe tax evasion if the player is a citizen of some country?
Hauling around the corpses of the people I murdered to perform profane rituals on them to raise an undead army