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Aggressively realistic HEMA reenactments

I won't be arrested at all, as I have been spreading the glory of Managed Democracy across the galaxy.

Punching trees

Highly unsafe shipbuilding practices (Spiritfarer)

Unlawful harvesting of jellyfish? Dave the Diver.

I beat up a gang of criminals as twinkified pinnoccio

Assault, rape and public indecency on the very last game I played.

Before such particular game, I'd be arrested for animal cruelty, illegal possession of unregistered firearms, murder, trespassing, drug fabrication, violation of every architectural/engineering rule/standard, building without a permit on land I don't own, slavery and human trafficking.

Purging heretic with bolters, flamers and chainswords!

Overthrowing a mega corporation

Illegal construction (Minecraft)

Building factories on planets I am not supposed to be on

Driving rally under controlled circumstances with closed roads and guards etc. But I'm completing my laps at such mediocre times I deserve jail time I suppose?

Stealing a hacking device from a construction site and then using that hacking device to steal some money after trespassing onto private property.

Not being owned by a corporation, working with a "terrorists".

Abuse of hypertube technology to make cannons

Forcefully mutating innocent larvae to bee larvae and silkworms and forcing them to work for me indefinitely while I ship off the fruits of their labour and cash in those sweet, sweet Terra Tokens.

Screw those critters, I terraformed this planet, gave them life and I'll most certainly make sure to exploit every single one of them. My only regret is not being able to lick all the neon coloured frogs, that should give a nice trip.

Okay, perhaps I should cut down on my Planet Crafter time..

Divinity 2, so probably for being God 2 or something

Unsure what the law has to say about murder when the targets are the denizens of Hell. Or if earth laws even apply in Hell.

I feel like having a 2x2m hole with so many sheep that hundreds of them died of suffocation titled "turtle killing machine" on a beach with thousands of turtles breaks a few laws

Stopping some guys who are Definitely Not Team Rocket from harassing and capturing some creatures that are Definitely Not Pokemon.

I was doing a renegade run of Mass Effect, so I guess I'm being tried in The Hague.

Trespassing (minecraft parkour)

I feel like answering this might put me on a watchlist

Killing gods

Shedding my flesh for immortal powers over my undead companions

Necromancy

Hunting a rich person (Astarion's questline)