Space mining.

Going a-víking and dismembering "a few" Englishmen...

I am getting called a hero! Other than that orbital strike I called down on my entire squad….

Playing cards...? It was solitaire 😅

Polluting and extracting every raw resource for my own benefit, mindlessly destroying the native alien population as they attempt to stop my destruction of their land.

Blackmail. You can have your "shorts" back after I win first place at the town fair.

Heresy. Warhammer 40k Rogue Trader.

Stacking blocks and clearing lines.

Highly unsafe shipbuilding practices (Spiritfarer)

Inappropriate construction of a factory.

(Satisfactory)

Killing hundreds of zombies, skeletons, creepers, and Illagers, not so I can save the villagers they wrongly imprisoned, but so I can get that one specific gilded sword.

Locking my child in a chest in the basement until he dies

I don't know... Majonging?

Trying to commit a hostile takeover by having my company's employees fistfight their company's employees in the town square.

Aggressively realistic HEMA reenactments

definately animal abuse.
i put 25 cows into a 1m² pen.

Illegally occupying the Chernobyl exclusion zone and selling the anomalous artifacts within.

Aiding a cartel in smuggling illicit goods

Using remote control toy cars to crush children’s dreams. And being bad at Karaoke.

Unlawful harvesting of jellyfish? Dave the Diver.

Driving my rocket powered car into someone so they explode. What a save.

A wee bit of terrorism

Stealing a child from a nursery and selling them to a racist (baldurs gate 3)

Solving puzzles as a robot (Talos Principle 2). That's probably illegal in Alabama (using your brain and not having a human body).

Guilty of killing a prince that had become to become a giant toad due to a curse.

(Witcher 3)

Time travel and monster slaying? Also, staging a coup against the immortal emperor.

Murder of two mercenary teams using arrow carts, balistas and magic weapons while they siege my castle with catapults and trebuchets (World vs World mode of Guild Wars 2).

Intergalactic genocide

Growing produce and processing various materials down into oxygen.

brutal organ harvesting using exclusively medicinal plants, followed by cannibalism

Vehicular manslaughter, hit and run, and god only knows how many illegal car modifications

For apprehending or killing terrorists, and defusing their bombs in a hospital terror attack

Throwing darts at balloons

Shooting people with ink until they explode violently

Sneaking into a hotel room to steal cutting edge military tech with a terrorist conscious locked inside of it from the rebellious son of a CEO who had already stolen it from his own father's company to sell to his fathers competitors..

...also I was wrongfully accused of the resulting patricide when the CEO confronted his son regarding the stolen tech.

Various Building code violations, possession of dangerous chemicals, Code violations concerning nuclear reactors, unauthorized mining. Possibly poaching wildlife. Minecraft: All The Mods 9. I'm not very far into it yet, so there's probably a lot of stuff coming on top of that soon.

Do porn games on an old android count?

Driving my mostly broken car badly as the door pops open when I shift into drive.