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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted, clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

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[–] gofsckyourself 105 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This seems like a case of "I don't see it, so others don't either"

[–] shalafi 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Been thinking on this lately and I get OP. People used to chew gun in the 80's and 90's, a lot. Now it would be weird to see someone doing so.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (2 children)

It was weird to see people chew guns then too its an accident waiting to happen.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I think most people who chew gun know what they're aiming for. But yeah, it can go wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Do you want to see me chewing gum? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] PP_BOY_ 73 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I can never see that face the same again ever since I was in a 9 month relationship with a girl whose snapchat name was the lenny face and eventually I forgot her name, was too embarrassed to ask her to remind me (because it had been like four months), so I spent the next ~5 months of my life with a psychoromantic connection to that fucking emoticon.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I forgot her name, was too embarrassed to ask her to remind me (because it had been like four months), so I spent the next ~5 months of my life with a psychoromantic connection to that fucking emoticon.

That's hilarious. What a time to be alive

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Are you a living episode of Seinfeld? This sounds like a scenario George Costanza would get himself into.

[–] PP_BOY_ 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

My whole life I thought I was Costanza... turns out... I'm Kramer.

Nightcall by Kavinsky (Bineural Remix) plays

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Did you ever figure out her name? I hope it was Linda.

[–] PP_BOY_ 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Fellow Disco Elysium enjoyer?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yes, but this was also the name of Seinfeld's girl.

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[–] TeckFire 37 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Don’t see ads for it anymore either. I kinda miss the old “how it feels to chew 5 gum” ones

[–] bizzle 19 points 11 months ago

I smoked one of my buddies out on DMT and when he came back to reality I said "that's how it feels to chew 5 gum" and it was pretty funny.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I hope i'll never get as far as missing a commercial

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 11 months ago

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Not only is the plastic gross, but the artificial sweeteners are nasty.
Some of us don't taste sweetness, we taste the chemical.
Gum stopped being fun.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago (7 children)

Doesn't help anything that most "gum base" has PLASTIC in it.

[–] StereoTrespasser 20 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Yea I loved gum right up until the recent study clearly linking microplastics in the body and chewing gum.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Really? I am not entirely surprised but did the study say how the plastic was getting in there?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Turns out the flavor crystals were just ground up spoons

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

Yeah the microplastics in gum thing really threw me off when I found out about it.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago

I feel like the consumption of gum has shifted from just chewing it to being a more glorified mint/on the go way to brush your teeth.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent 21 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] AdamEatsAss 28 points 11 months ago

I can't see you. The theory checks out.

[–] bjg13 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I chew gum, too, I just do it in private where no one can see, like any other decent human being.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Not me, I'm a fucking degenerate.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Well, it's in their mouth, duh.

[–] JackLSauce 7 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Well I guess when there's a species of giant people eating gum-chewers we really should have expected a decline in its popularity

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

I got offered some gum on the a plane ride the other day and it really made me to stop and think how I went from doing that every time to not doing it for years.

[–] Jimmycakes 12 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Why is all made with fake sugar now. That shit hurts my stomach

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[–] Aggravationstation 12 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (4 children)

I smoked for about 10 years and replaced that with vaping. Then I replaced vaping with chewing gum in January.

I chew 2 pieces of Extra 6-7 times a day and Blockheads multivitamin gum twice a day.

I also carry strips of foil I can spit into if I'm at my desk or not near a bin.

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[–] ma11en 12 points 11 months ago

They're probably vaping instead.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

It's me. I'm singlehandedly keeping the gum industry alive.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Im not big on chewing literal microplastics… I used to love chewing gum before I learned that though

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Oh my! I thought it was made from some kind of tree sap! Apparently those do exist, but all of the ones you find in stores are platic based!

[–] Asidonhopo 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I mean I'm 100% not above chewing literal plastic if I'm bored enough.

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[–] FragrantOwl 9 points 11 months ago

You don't know what I see and don't see. How dare you.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

All out. Time to kick ass.

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[–] Boozilla 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I see it occasionally. I wonder if it dropped in popularity when cigarettes did. And everyone has their heads up their phones. So they are less observant of what's going on around them, and maybe there's less demand for walking-around-diversions like gum.

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[–] I_Fart_Glitter 7 points 11 months ago

If I see a balding, shorter guy with a buzz cut and a tan line on his face from his wrap around sunglasses, I expect him to be chewing gum.

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