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[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 year ago

Ah yes, it is a well known fact that if your girlfriend sees a picture of you both with her head higher, she will immediately break up with you. This is a normal human interaction that all people do.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 year ago (5 children)

What do those lines even mean?

[–] zavivo 49 points 1 year ago

HEAD IS LOWER

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

Angle of the spine. He had a whole bit about how if you lean at all, you're not manly, or something. Then he was selling shirts with the green line down the middle, because there's always a grift with these chuds.

[–] febra 14 points 1 year ago

Aligned chakras

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

it helps to show that their heads are at different heights

[–] LordAdamH 22 points 1 year ago

His crotch line is higher though so he should be ok. It really just depends on which of them is wearing more expensive shoes, but we can't tell from.l the photo

[–] epicsninja 21 points 1 year ago

This is actually a useful trick to know. If you ever want to destroy someone else's relationship, angle a photo of them so the womans head is higher then the mans. The curse will take effect within a week, faster if the angle of the heads are steeper.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are the incels going to war with boat guys? I thought they were allies!

[–] LordAdamH 15 points 1 year ago

Is it because they are both salty?

[–] Strolleypoley 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Andrew Tate idoctrinated little twats like that are hilarious and sad all at once.

[–] Raildrake 12 points 1 year ago

Yes but if you study the angle between their Chakra lines you'll see that its 34.5 degrees, which is half of 69, which means he's good

[–] Guatch 8 points 1 year ago

They John Maddened this photo. Like yes I can see his head is lower, and I don’t need lines to tell me that, but I’m glad you’re having fun with those fancy markers.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Just rotate it by 180°, then his head is higher. Ez