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[–] Sterile_Technique 32 points 10 months ago (2 children)

...I mean, we have [email protected] here on lemmy. Don't crosspost from Reddit and redirect traffic back to that shit hole; just steal the content and post it here fresh.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I believe this is critiquing the quality of Reddit's idea of horror stories, hence the fact it's a screenshot from there. Although I'm sure the Reddit OP intended for it to be satire anyway.

[–] Sterile_Technique 2 points 10 months ago

Fair enough. Though I think those types of subs never intended to take themselves seriously, including the one here, so parody-post away.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

this is an image we're not giving reddit traffic

[–] YEGimport 23 points 10 months ago

This needs to be turned into a Bertstrip. LMAO

[–] Frozengyro 19 points 10 months ago

Beastiality is WAAAY against Park regulations!

[–] LemmyKnowsBest 15 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I suppose if he'd been more specific and asked for a million dollars the genie would give him a bunch of these

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

And have still shuddered when I fucked every single dollarydoo.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Or the genie could just give quadrillions of dollars to the wealthy, so even millionaires would be poor.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

How is it even a horror story? If he fucks them, then he clearly got what he wanted.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Don't forget those poor animals.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Poor animals? They get to have a great time with Bigbryce. If they wanted to leave, there's a million of them. They could easily kill Bryce or just leave if they wanted. Nothing in the wish would prevent those. Honestly, I'd worry more than Bryce.... even if they thought that's what they wanted at first, after a couple times they might regret what they brought upon themselves.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

They wouldn't know anything but this. The genie just brought them into existence. All they know is that this is what it's all about.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The real horror here is where this post came from.

[–] fidodo 3 points 10 months ago

It's not even a great joke

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

It's a common trope for genies to purposefully misinterpret wishes, this one in particular being a common one where someone wishes for "a million bucks," meaning dollars, but the genie interprets it as a million male deer and gives them that instead.

In this case, they're subverting the trope by the wisher actually wanting the deer, to have sex with for an extra bit of shock humor.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

You don't want to...

Bucks as in deer.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago
[–] BlackPenguins 5 points 10 months ago

I picture the cow from Cyanide and Happiness.

[–] bruhduh 3 points 10 months ago
[–] fidodo 3 points 10 months ago

I don't think they'll let you...

[–] TokenBoomer 1 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (2 children)

NGL, that’s pretty fucking gay

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago

Gender of OOP is ambiguous

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Only if they blew a million bucks.