Looks like I'm drinking my way out of this. Who wants a brewski?
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I'm in command but my crew had BETTER stay on my good side.
I can't think of anything more metal than subsisting on arsenic, lead, and belladonna mixtures.
I'll be OK.
Not nice
Well, coffee is essential. It's just more on the nose now.
Depends on which one it is, one of them is significantly more helpful than the other.
Not too bad,
I didn't choose the chug life, the chug life choo-choo chose me!
(And it's got a picture of a train!)
Maybe I can try to convince people to put me in charge
At least I’ll be fed
Uhhhh...
I am the person who should have died at every turn, but somehow being the only one that lives to the end, I imagine.
or I die by licking a diseased corpse.
So, hard to tell if its good or bad.
....... Ohhh.......
...... Ohhhh nooooo........
(unless it doesn't have to be literal if I can get a job voicing Facebones let's fuckin gooooo)
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It's me or the other guy
I'll survive for a little bit but I will almost certainly be the cause of my own death.
May very well go up in flames, is how bad.
Oh I'll be "Stayin' alive," alright.
Time to stab Polyphemus in the eye and get outta this cave, I reckon.
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For fuck sakes, can we not do this on Lemmy
Guess I'm setting fire to a lot of robots ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I think I'll be ok.
It's bad.
Not so bad
Not bad at all.
I gotta eat pineapples
Welp, time to change my diet, as if they didn't have it rough already by being lonely. Sorry little dudes
I have to either rob or digitally pleasure someone named Cooper
I'm gonna have what plants crave.
Very bad. I'll I've got is a really gross bagel
I guess I'm a black rabbit now. Could be worse.
This is not how I expected to get a degree in arachnology
I'm a lazy boy there's no doubt about it Might take a miracle to get me started
I spelt mine wrong.
I sell tea, as 418 is a teapot, so I'd say not so bad
Will you have a cup of tea? Ah go on, there’s plenty in the pot. Go on, have a cup of tea, so. Go on! Go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on ….