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submitted 2 years ago by ickplant to c/lemmyshitpost
 
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[–] Dasnap 163 points 2 years ago
[–] Seven 87 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

Sending nudes is an artform- it can be arabesque, or grotesque. It can be of looks, or "truth". It can be of aesthetics, or enlighten one on what "it" is. Regardless of what it is, it is a form of art- the exposé of the hidden.

[–] lostme 34 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ah, so it's not an unsolicited dickpic, but a risque avant-garde chef d'oeuvre that challenges current societal norms

[–] Seven 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

a post-modern art brut about ethereal earned-taste topics that makes one think in unprecendented angles, and forces one to leave their comfort zone, trying to see in hyper-eucledian perspectives. The desire to learn really is a sisyphenean mentality; to learn and to still end up foolish in order to learn again, for the secretive to remain secretive, even after getting under the spotlight

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Cocks. Just a fuckin truckload of cocks.

[–] Seven 3 points 2 years ago

genitals and a cool pose

[–] feedum_sneedson 28 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] Seven 14 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Labias and genital men!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

Ceci ne pas une dickpic

[–] DreadTowel 79 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I think the main problem is that guys don’t understand what makes an attractive guy attractive. At least I don’t.

[–] Ibaudia 49 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This, I think I look hideous and I'm not sure what my gf sees in me! I mean I'm relatively thin and fit, but I just don't understand how anyone could be attracted to the male form. It's just not hot to me, so I don't know how to make it look pretty in pictures.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Your gf likes to see YOU so show her. You may not like a full body nude photo but she may. Try some angles that show off your shoulders or ass.

[–] Ibaudia 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Good advice, I'll try it out :)

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

Or just ask her?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago

I think a better question is "what do the nudes you like look like?"

Like, if you're a straight male you're never going to be turned on by your own nudes but I know for the majority of straight men they aren't looking at just closeups of vaginas or boobs. Translate that to the male body.

[–] Zerfallen 18 points 2 years ago

I don't think that's it; I'm gay and get nudes from other gay guys. Results are still consistent with the OP's example. I think girls consider the whole body aesthetic more, guys are laser focused on "here is a close-up of my dick", "here is my asshole", "so we ready to go, or?"

[–] ilikemoney 44 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] AeroBlue 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Poor rat :(

[–] MrKnight 31 points 2 years ago (1 children)

These are mostly str8 guys problems🤣

[–] WhiteHawk 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Do homosexuals not have a penis?

[–] ScorpionFrog 10 points 2 years ago

I would say it's about 50/50

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago
[–] danc4498 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] DAC_Protogen 7 points 2 years ago

Here, you deserve internet points for this!

[–] WorldsOkayestSub 18 points 2 years ago

Hey now some of us are just happy to get nudes with good lighting 😂

[–] trouser_mouse 11 points 2 years ago

Oh no stop posting my selfies

[–] Piemanding 10 points 2 years ago
[–] Speculater 8 points 2 years ago

LMAO, you got a belly laugh out of me.

[–] Yoz 4 points 2 years ago

Hahahahhaa🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣