trouser_mouse

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[–] trouser_mouse 2 points 1 year ago
[–] trouser_mouse 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Kind of yes! The Sunday Sport generally runs articles on "sex dwarfs" that look like famous people, dogs "bumming" things, people getting things stuck up or in places, politicians doing made up sex things, aliens, and celebrity "sex arse" toys.

They get away with saying a lot of objectionable stuff, and have come in for a lot of criticism (and rightly so), but they are a top tier shit posting rag and have been since the 1980s.

 
[–] trouser_mouse 3 points 1 year ago

It’s like that shitting machine developed at the University of Michigan which required 411 shits to work a Tootsie Pop through a pair of Levi's

[–] trouser_mouse 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's like that licking machine developed at the University of Michigan which required 411 licks to clean a lightly cummed on Tootsie Pop

[–] trouser_mouse 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I'm sure that would clean up okay, you should definitely buy it.

[–] trouser_mouse 23 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The server was torn to shreds by raccoons. That's what I heard.

[–] trouser_mouse 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Indeed, never let "facts" or indeed anything like that get in the way of your opinion and the things you say!

[–] trouser_mouse 37 points 1 year ago

The Most Pathetic Person

[–] trouser_mouse 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I will let her know haha thank you! The nurse at the vets calls her "a model of the cat world"!

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A quiet moment! (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago by trouser_mouse to c/cat
 
[–] trouser_mouse 1 points 1 year ago

Oh no! I hope he got a big hug! My cat was overjoyed that it wasn't raining this morning, but it is very windy and it really works her up - so I now have a hyper cat, rather than a mad cat, which in practice is not much difference!

[–] trouser_mouse 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thank you! Yes I still get posts from the unsubscribed community after switching as you suggested. I have just tried it again now.

[–] trouser_mouse 6 points 1 year ago
 

Starring our very own Esteemed Academy Award nominated character actress @[email protected]!

I for one am looking forward to it, and as you can see from the review above, even the star of the show can't say enough good things about it.

The movie will be at least at 10/10.

 

Unfortunately I can't control the weather.

How are you and your pet today?

 

I don't know if this is my understanding or an issue.

My main account is .world.

I subscribed to an instance that is federated, and have since unsubscribed and removed the instance and associated account from my Liftoff Accounts by long pressing and selecting delete.

Posts from the instance still appear in Everything > Subscribed. Is this working as designed or a bug?

Thanks!

 

Here in the UK, the health service have useful pages about all kinds of health conditions and questions - such as this page about farts.

The page advises you can go to speak to a pharmacist about your disgusting smelly farts.

I went in to a pharmacy and said, what do you make to this and did a massive fart and they threw me out.

Were they right? Was I right? I just can't sort out what my opinion is on this.

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Duck art (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago by trouser_mouse to c/quackers
 
 
 

Sometimes, rather than using a dedicated Virtual Table Top, it can be useful to use an online whiteboard - for example if you just need to make a collaborative map or you mainly use text in a shared space.

Jamboard Shared whiteboard with sticky notes, image import, laser pointer

Padlet Shared whiteboard with different template settings

Miro Shared whiteboard with different template settings

Google Slides To make collaborative shared maps, I also use Google Slides - just set a map template as slide background, and then everyone can add tokens / features etc as layers!

 

World generator: https://azgaar.github.io/Fantasy-Map-Generator/

Fantasy Region generator: https://watabou.itch.io/perilous-shores

Village generator: https://watabou.itch.io/village-generator

City generator: https://watabou.itch.io/medieval-fantasy-city-generator

Dungeon generator: https://watabou.itch.io/one-page-dungeon

Post image is from the Fantasy Region generator by watabou.

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Little Bobby Tables (imgs.xkcd.com)
submitted 1 year ago by trouser_mouse to c/general
 
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