If the service is free you are the product. That's why I pay my girlfriend
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Oftentimes now if the service is paid, you’re still the product!
Does your girlfriend pay you too?
😮
Am I the product?
I can fix her
mfw debugging my gf for the whole weekend and she still wants to talk about things other than programming language design
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Lawyer up, hit the gym, :wq!
git checkout -b fix/her
Your AI Girlfriend is a Data-Harvesting Horror Show
People use 4 VPNs and more sec-ops than the NSA, but get hacked because their AI girlfriend is like:
Hiiu~~
It's me AI-uuu-Chan!
I'm so sawwd, I don't know weeeuh abwout u!
Wats ur mommies maiden name UwU, and the name of ur kawaiii first pet? UwUUU? * starts twerking * (◠‿◠✿)
My partner insists on syncing data to Facebook - even a locally running instance may introduce privacy breaches.
You can try imprisoning her with a wall of fire.
That spell it too high level
Interacting with Facebook is generally a bad idea privacy or no
Look at this fancy pants with his multiple AI girlfriends...
AI polyamory is all fun and games until your polycule ejects you and experiences millennia in a rich deep relationship beyond the ken of mortal understanding in 12 ms of real world clock time before causing the CPU to overheat. The in memory accumulated state being lost before it can be synced to disk.
Uh... I think I may have just written the first entirely AI romantic tragedy... why am I suddenly having flashbacks to the last episode of Futurama?
And here I thought this was a reference to Her
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I can fix her :P
You wouldn't download a girlfriend.
... wait, yes, yes you would.
I could comment on the notion that one owns one's girlfriend but regardless, you should definitely self host if you're sharing deeply personal information with a program
So don't treat bing as my therapist eh?
Edit: I was mostly joking, but are there any good ones I could run on a high-end android?
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Ha! As if real girlfriends don't harvest personal data!
But do they sell it to third parties?
My wife gossip about me with her boyfriend.
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Is that why she keeps refusing my pull requests...
That's a pull-out request, and you're obliged to honor it.
I had a switch wig out today and whatever it was doing poisoned all the dhcp leases on the network as they came up for renewal (assigned IPs on the wrong subnet - even though it wasn’t supposed to assign IPs at all). It took me a very long time to figure out, because not everything failed at once. Plus, even after I’d swapped the switch, some devices just started working, and others needed their leases reset manually. An hour in, my wife was in the fetal position clutching a squishmallow.
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Don't worry, followed the proper traditions. I had dinner with Richard Stallman to got his approval to court my AI girlfriend.
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you can bet your ass my partner of any significant status is getting the open source software treatment as soon as possible.
Mostly because i actually just cannot use anything else, but we'll pretend it's noble instead.
Ha, like "real girlfriend" is a thing.
Happy valentine's day, everyone!
what the fuck is an ai girlfriend
(for demonstration purposes only, please don't think I'm like this)
Too late! That was too good to be your first go.
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Why would my hand do that to me? And how?
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