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[–] Olhonestjim 32 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ha! As if real girlfriends don't harvest personal data!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (3 children)

But do they sell it to third parties?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago

My wife gossip about me with her boyfriend.

[–] Olhonestjim 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I have heard they share it freely.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

It's more like a mutually beneficial exchange

[–] Duamerthrax 4 points 10 months ago

Depends. Is she named Shi Pei Pu?