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[–] [email protected] 48 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 32 points 11 months ago (2 children)

There will come the day where humankind abandons traditional language and embraces comunicating only via relevant XKCD comics

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The students, this years records destroyed

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Shaka, when the walls fell.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

You know Randall is going to make that meta comic

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

How is there so many relevant xkcds

[–] [email protected] 31 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Of course I can distinguish the words, I just don’t know their meaning, and it bugs me.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Etymology is not just the meaning of words but their history. How they were coined and what they meant at different times in the past.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I always wondered how hardcore etymologists (?) feel watching certain history shows or sci-fi knowing that there's no way they could be using certain words or phrases.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I assume it's roughly the same feeling programmers get when some TV character "creates a GUI interface using visual basic to track the killer's IP address."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

I'm an IT dude (part software dev, part network admin) and I like etymology. Can confirm.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

smashes two keyboards at once, causing green-on-black HTML code to appear in the reflection in sunglasses

I’m in.

[–] samus12345 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Depends. A show taking place in the 80s where the kids are saying "poggers" and "rizz" would be pretty jarring.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

you have to have some yarbels to get me gulliver to watch 80s baffoonery.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago

It's a classic epidemiological failure to appropriately organize one's knowledge and information.

[–] BeatTakeshi 7 points 11 months ago

Ask your ant, or your ankle

[–] Etterra 6 points 11 months ago

I actually did make that mistake IRL exactly once.

[–] RHSJack 3 points 11 months ago

I didnt want to upvote you. I really didnt. But my parents raised me better. I am upvoting because its good optics in the neighorhood.