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submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Another old picture from my phone. No idea of the source.

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[-] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago

So I cry sometimes while I'm lying in bed,

Just to get it all out what's in my head,

And I... want a burrito!

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

And so I wake in the morning and I step outside

And I take a big bite and I get real full

And I scream from the top of my lungs

"I love burritos!"

[-] flicker 16 points 2 months ago

And I really... I want a burrito!

Fixed your cadence for ya friend.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Oooh, I really heard that cadence. Well done.

[-] psycho_driver 24 points 2 months ago
[-] EdibleFriend 20 points 2 months ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Not to be confused with aburrido

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

made that mistake before. wasn't very interesting.

[-] SpaceNoodle 8 points 2 months ago
[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Haven't heard of that sex act before.

[-] Maultasche 13 points 2 months ago

Probably similar to the Sushi Roll (slightly NSFW image)

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Never saw something so wholesome which is also horni. Thanks.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

It's wholesome as fuck. ... Actually, it's a wholesome fuck.

[-] superduperenigma 7 points 2 months ago
[-] AnUnusualRelic 1 points 2 months ago
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