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submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Another old picture from my phone. No idea of the source.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 months ago (2 children)

So I cry sometimes while I'm lying in bed,

Just to get it all out what's in my head,

And I... want a burrito!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago

And so I wake in the morning and I step outside

And I take a big bite and I get real full

And I scream from the top of my lungs

"I love burritos!"

[–] flicker 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)

And I really... I want a burrito!

Fixed your cadence for ya friend.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Oooh, I really heard that cadence. Well done.

[–] psycho_driver 24 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Man knows what he wants.

[–] EdibleFriend 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)

A burrito.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Not to be confused with aburrido

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

made that mistake before. wasn't very interesting.

[–] SpaceNoodle 8 points 5 months ago

A burrit O

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Haven't heard of that sex act before.

[–] Maultasche 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Probably similar to the Sushi Roll (slightly NSFW image)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Never saw something so wholesome which is also horni. Thanks.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

It's wholesome as fuck. ... Actually, it's a wholesome fuck.

[–] superduperenigma 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

He just like me fr fr

[–] AnUnusualRelic 1 points 5 months ago

... tho