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Competition Rule (files.catbox.moe)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 85 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's not a competition

That's loser talk

[–] [email protected] 35 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Better git gud

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Skill issue

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yall joking but bottoming is definitely a skill, just sayin

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

can someone teach me?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I can't teach you, but I can help you practice.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

🥺 👉👈

[–] Dolphinfreetuna 1 points 9 months ago

And I'll supervise

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

git gay

[–] qaz 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

git: 'gay' is not a git command. See 'git --help'.

The most similar commands are
        stage
        tag
        var

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

If you want to let git know that you prefer dick, the correct command is:

git branch -d main

[–] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago

Hi Gayer, I’m Dad

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago

"Prove it."

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I just read the top part so I thought the worst thing to say was "We may earn commission from links on this page".

[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago

"im gayer so im the final boss pin me to beat me"

[–] Death 19 points 9 months ago

competitive gaying implies the existence of casual unranked gaying

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago

Exactly. The correct term would be, "more gay". Probably.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago

"I'm the best at beach. I'll beach off everyone guy here just to prove it."

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

"You still owe me 20€"

[–] TotallynotJessica 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Who would someone actually believe this is something you should never say? Plenty of relationships and situations would allow a joke like that. If the person feels shame about being gay, it can break the tension. If the person says it matter of factly, if the relationship involves enough playful ribbing, if the group was already super queer, it would be fine.

Coming out doesn't need to be a super serious moment, especially since you usually need to come out on multiple occasions to different people. It's tiring to never have fun.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

True, but this is from the Onion and isn't meant to be serious commentary: https://www.theonion.com/things-to-never-say-to-someone-who-just-came-out-1849079422

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

I've considered coming out as gay on April 1st so that I've come out as L, G, B and T and collect the whole set, but even if it would be actually funny in my case, it's still in questionable taste.

Also, I'm definitely gayer than you.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

It’s funny seeing those “waiting to see these replies on buzzfeed” comments come true via lemmy.