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Sure, most girls aren't likely to respond in a positive way, if you say something like: "hey, if you ride my dick in that thing, are you on top? Or are you technically to the side?"
Most girls are gonna be like "eew, no. Just no."
But the thing is....a few girls who hear that shit will respond with something like "LET'S FIND OUT!"
They are the real ones. You don't just want to hang out with them for sex. You want to hang out with them, in general.
This is the kind of comment I'm here for.
Who would down vote this?!? You, sir, are able to see the wold with a clarity most can only dream of. 😉
The electric requirements would stop you from putting it in your backyard.
The motor is 3 Phase around 150A. Residential areas are generally not wired to be able to offer 3P power to customers. You would likely need to rent some commercial space to be able to get the electric hookup.
If you didn't run the lights, it's only 33kW motor, less in newer Starships
Assuming you had 208V 3ph, that's under 100A. Much less if you are in commercial area with 240V 3ph
If you don't plan to spin 48 people, you could replace motor with a 120V single phase motor 5hp and remove a lot of weight from the ride (cut holes in every other fiberglass panel)
A decently small generator (relative to a full trailer carnival ride)... could power this. There are many tow behind 50kVA diesel generators. (Another $8k)
BTW the reason these UFO/gravs are for sale is because they are all rotting, the fiberglass panels that hold it together are like paper now and too expensive to repair.
nods knowingly
Indeed. 3p.
Where I'm from that's enough for your ice lollies, your entry into the picture house, with enough left over for the bus home!
Look what I really pay them for is for them to know and for me not having to. They say 3p, 3p it is, whatever gets the monkeyfunkin' GRAVITRON spinning!!
Shut up, nerd! Let me have my gravitron
Yeah four-eyes! We want results, not complaints! Now get back in the HOLE!
I mean a residential area home isn't gonna have room anywhere for the thing in the first place.
which is why I had mine installed out back behind the stables, that we me and the livestock can all enjoy it.
Better still, buy an empty lot and it is your residential home
THIS IS MY OWN PRIVATE DOMICILE AND I WILL NOT BE HARASSED...BITCH!
Nothing that a couple of cat batteries hooked up in parallel can't fix.
Power company asked if I wanted a three phase meter when I was checking power requirements for wiring my shop up.
I just needed a different meter.
You'd also need a buddy to be the operator for it to work
Cheap timer clock from the dollar store you say?
Nah, just get a Bluetooth power button that you strap to your wrist.
Ooooh. I could hook this up outside my uncle’s store.
I hear him talking about his setup all the time when something goes wrong and I regularly hear “it’s 3 phase”.
Good thing my house backs up to a funfair! Place in garden, unplug the nearest fair ride... et voilà! New income stream for me!
I used to turn my body upside down in this death trap and the dude in the middle yelled at us.
They did? The dude in the middle just sat there smoking meth every time I was on one of these. I stood up on the wall once, with my whole body perpendicular to the floor. It was awesome!
I stood up . . . perpendicular
Whoooooa. You are legend.
It's pretty crazy! The farther from the wall your head is, the more you can feel the spinning forces. It definitely felt like I was in a blender by the time I was standing up.
Haha I did that too if it’s the same machine. It had an open top and you just stick to the side as it spins and hinges 90 degrees. There was a chain but you had clearance to flip yourself.
The Gravitron wasn't the open top kind with the chain. That was the Round Up, and it would lift up after getting g up to speed and go almost vertical.
The Gravitron was enclosed and had angled walls. I think the walls were padded and would slide up a bit when the machine was up to speed. Heavier people would have their section slide up sooner than others.
Honey, I'm home! Fire up the mothafunking GRAVITRON!
It's actually going to set you back $120k, but still a better investment than a cyber truck
I was so jealous of the carny who would get up and walk around on the inside wall.
You spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right round round round
Ye old pukerator
The more I think about it, the more I figure...if you had one at your house, you could become the fucking Rodney Mullen of that thing. Like, forget just being able to stand up and walk around. A few hundred hours of practice, and you could jump rope, juggle, have a whole tea party without spilling anything, sleep in it to see if it gives you superpowers and/or immortality. The possibilities are endless.
It's like NASA training at home. Next stop, SPAAAAAAACE!
Next stop is defeating Cell
my hometown's park had one of these. one day it malfunctioned and dropped. I was a kid but for some reason I went to see the aftermath. horrifying. dried blood everywhere...
This was, by a long shot, my absolute favorite ride and memory as a kid. 🥹
Well if you're okay with the perpetual maintenance costs which include paying someone who knows how to maintain it if you don't know how to
If the meth head Carnies can figure it out, it can't be that hard to work on.
Doesn't the same go for cars tho
