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[–] cdf12345 60 points 5 months ago (2 children)

IT WAS IN FACT WHAT???????

[–] EdibleFriend 6 points 5 months ago

A smuggling ring of exotic animals.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 months ago

This is some aneurysm posting…

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

For your viewing pleasure

I wish I could link the old Super Car Guys commercials, but they all got taken down after the actor was arrested for drugs. This video shows a couple shots from their old ads, but it'll never be the same without hearing him say shit like "GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE, LET'S TALK TURKEY!"

[–] Anticorp 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What's. Up with. All the , odd, punctuation?

[–] LemmyKnowsBest 5 points 5 months ago

It was probably. For. Emphasis.

[–] CrayonRosary 10 points 5 months ago

Did they have a stroke?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

“Joe’s Barbecue and Foot Massage”

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

"Make sure to work that Sweet Baby Ray's all up between the toes. I'm seeing my boyfriend later and he gonna be suckin' them things."

[–] Jordan117 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

TIL some people in the US have a very different concept of "flea market" than I have.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

I'm just as confused as you are.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

12 years ago… fuck.

How long ago was POWERTHIRST?

Edit: 16 years. My body is a sack filled with dust.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

It's okay, we're old farts, but we saw some cool shit in the early days of the internet and pass it on. So nobody ever forgets where to get the best taxidermy jobs done!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Anyone else smell burnt toast?

[–] RizzRustbolt 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

We had a used car dealer that used to host scary movies every Friday night.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest 1 points 5 months ago

With great power comes great responsibility.

[–] someguy3 6 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Say this again after you hear the Mattress Ranch ad multiple times every day for years.

[–] I_Fart_Glitter 3 points 5 months ago

It's been 30 years and 🎶What's new at Denio's Farmers Market and Auction.. what's new at Denio's this week? What's new at Denio's Farmers Market and Auction.. Let take a peek! Take a peek at Denio's.. Denio's this week!🎵 still runs through my head on the regular. Whoever wrote that ear worm was not paid enough.

AH! Here it is! https://youtu.be/9458duvDMVI?si=r49F4WTtZSB-UClO

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

It's just like... It's just like... A mini... Mall.

[–] raynethackery 1 points 5 months ago

Hi there, Ruby Vine at Railroad Salvage.