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[–] cdf12345 60 points 11 months ago (2 children)

IT WAS IN FACT WHAT???????

[–] EdibleFriend 6 points 11 months ago

A smuggling ring of exotic animals.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago

This is some aneurysm posting…

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

For your viewing pleasure

I wish I could link the old Super Car Guys commercials, but they all got taken down after the actor was arrested for drugs. This video shows a couple shots from their old ads, but it'll never be the same without hearing him say shit like "GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE, LET'S TALK TURKEY!"

[–] Anticorp 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What's. Up with. All the , odd, punctuation?

[–] LemmyKnowsBest 5 points 11 months ago

It was probably. For. Emphasis.

[–] CrayonRosary 10 points 11 months ago

Did they have a stroke?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

“Joe’s Barbecue and Foot Massage”

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

"Make sure to work that Sweet Baby Ray's all up between the toes. I'm seeing my boyfriend later and he gonna be suckin' them things."

[–] Jordan117 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

TIL some people in the US have a very different concept of "flea market" than I have.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I'm just as confused as you are.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

12 years ago… fuck.

How long ago was POWERTHIRST?

Edit: 16 years. My body is a sack filled with dust.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

It's okay, we're old farts, but we saw some cool shit in the early days of the internet and pass it on. So nobody ever forgets where to get the best taxidermy jobs done!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Anyone else smell burnt toast?

[–] RizzRustbolt 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

We had a used car dealer that used to host scary movies every Friday night.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest 1 points 11 months ago

With great power comes great responsibility.

[–] someguy3 6 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Say this again after you hear the Mattress Ranch ad multiple times every day for years.

[–] I_Fart_Glitter 3 points 11 months ago

It's been 30 years and 🎶What's new at Denio's Farmers Market and Auction.. what's new at Denio's this week? What's new at Denio's Farmers Market and Auction.. Let take a peek! Take a peek at Denio's.. Denio's this week!🎵 still runs through my head on the regular. Whoever wrote that ear worm was not paid enough.

AH! Here it is! https://youtu.be/9458duvDMVI?si=r49F4WTtZSB-UClO

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

It's just like... It's just like... A mini... Mall.

[–] raynethackery 1 points 11 months ago

Hi there, Ruby Vine at Railroad Salvage.