I can feel the slip and fall all the way down.
this post was submitted on 01 Feb 2024
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Anyone else remember that bit from that eddie Murphy special about hit aunt falling down the stairs?
You mean Aunt Bunny?
She can't walk down a flight of stairs...
But I bet she can climb the fuck out of a tree!
I haven't heard that routine in 20 years at least, but I listened to that cassette tape for months on end.
I broke my back just looking at it.
Hi. My name is Joe. And I work in a button factory.
You know, for the last 15 years until now I always thought that song went butter factory, not button factory
I've got a wife. And three kids.
One day my boss comes up to me and says,
"Joe, are you busy?" I said "no".
this was where they mounted their last ditch, heroic but ultimately tragic defense.. here is where the buttons fell..
Looks like Grandma spilled her cookie tin.
I know you're not supposed to take anything when you're doing urbex, but I'd be extremely tempted to take some buttons
I thought you were talking about drugs for a second.
urbex = urban exploring and buttons = actual fucking buttons, for anyone else who is initially confused.
speaking of drugs that place is trippy as hell
Wait, wtf is a button, drug wise?
You’re asking an awful lot of questions
I'm gonna guess either acid or shrooms. I like the latter because Button Mushroom.
(I know: it's actual buttons. But I'm playing along)
Peyote buttons
Now imagine if that was a Lego factory ... you'd NEED safety shoes with steel soles for that.
Very cute.