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[–] [email protected] 84 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This is satire but it still hurts to read

[–] gmtom 30 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I really /hope/ it's sstire

[–] Alivrah 14 points 9 months ago

Reality itself has become a satire at this point

[–] shalafi 82 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Love how we Westerners think we see through Russian propaganda, but the Russian people don't.

News flash: They know they're being lied to. That's part of the plan to keep them cynical. When they see Western news, they assume it's the same level of bullshit their government feeds them.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 9 months ago (1 children)

They aren't really wrong either. We have our own propaganda problems too.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

No, America is the number one country in the world!

[–] [email protected] 31 points 9 months ago

Brie Larson should have stopped him from posting this brainless take.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

That’s why Putin popularized old Soviet movies in Russia - the cast is already dead! He is two steps ahead of you.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

We made ai to bring dead actors back to life to stop Putin. It all makes sense now.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago

Damn marvel brain

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

I don't know who is Putin's favorite actor, but his favorite band is called Lube. It's a russian band and it's name is not as funny in russian.

[–] gedaliyah 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Well, Dennis Rodman has singlehandedly held off North Korea for a decade already.

/s?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

God bless that wonderful Basketball Man stopping the wars.
Who knew someone from Trenton, New Jersey could so easily relate to those in North Korea?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Did anybody even try sending Putin the "Imagine" video?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

I've only send him the 2 girls 1 cup video.

No response

[–] Knasen 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

"Devyataya Rota" ("The 9th Company")

I'm surprised they suspect that movie, not something like 17 Moments of Spring. He'd probably see himself as an MC there. I'd suspect Rota's more popular with vets and he's not one.

[–] jpreston2005 4 points 9 months ago

Because nobody really cares what actors think, when it comes down to it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Well, Putin is a corporation. He isn't going to be reachable by almost any group of actors no matter who they are.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

It's a shame Putins favorites are Stalin, Tsar Peter and Genghis Khan.