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[–] [email protected] 45 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Tell me more about these "spells", which occur in limited numbers, are capable of long-range attacks, deal explosive & powerful damage... and can only be performed by someone who has the proper equipment and spends time in advance preparing them for use? :-D

[–] Jilanico 40 points 11 months ago (4 children)
[–] CodexArcanum 10 points 11 months ago

I loved Outlaw Star! Such cool world building!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Why does this remind me of a lightsaber? Oh yes I see, it is the personal love and craftsmanship of its construction, noice:-D.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

An elegant weapon for a more civilized age.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

More civilized than now, that's for sure, sigh:-(.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This is the 2nd time today that I've ran across a caster on Lemmy & I'm loving it!

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[–] Apeman42 16 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Damn, Harry Dresden is not aging well.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

sighs Pulls out D&D character sheet.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (6 children)

5E's semi-official gunslinger uses wisdom instead of intelligence, so unless you have a GM willing to let you make a wis-casting wizard you might want to go cleric instead. I think that swapping casting stats should be allowed in a lot of situations anyway, and not only because wis-ard is a funny pun, but I'm aware that this isn't a universal opinion. Forge cleric would let you make your gun magic and ask god for ammunition with only two levels though

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Wizard with a gun is fun and all, but praising blessed ammunition tickles a different set of fancies.

[–] Maggoty 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Artificer would work too though. Arcane spells, flamethrower, and pistol. Call it the 'Namancer. Let the Artificer upgrade it as their wand for Arcane firearm and burst fire a number of shots identical to cantrip scaling.

Hold on. I need to go write this up. I feel some Duality of Man helmet graffiti coming on...

[–] c0mbatbag3l 4 points 11 months ago

Born 2 Cast&Blast

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Shouldn't a gunslinger be a Dexterity based class?

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[–] Maggoty 13 points 11 months ago

Artificer is in the house I see...

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

See Dresden and Sandman Slim

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

Ballistomancer

[–] aviationeast 11 points 11 months ago (6 children)

I've heard about a spellsword would this be a spell rifle?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

7 shot, with a septagram carved on the barrel

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I vote for Wizgun.

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[–] Dadifer 10 points 11 months ago

Dresden Files. They never expect the .45

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

I cast hail of lead

[–] hakunawazo 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Is this an American remake of lord of the rings?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Skip the whole two tower nonsense by Gandalf shooting Saruman in the dick.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Thops pulling out an AR-15

"Who's the bluntstone now, bitches?! Bet you wish you had my shield magic now, don't you, you stupid stone-faced bastards!"

Raya Lucaria scholars fleeing in terror

"Who gave that maniac a key to the gate?!"

[–] KreekyBonez 4 points 11 months ago

"hey tarnished, don't go to academy today..."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Harry Dresden approves this message

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[–] FeetinMashedPotatoes 8 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I'm waiting for people to just mod a fucking .45 Caliber into Baldurs Gate 3 so I can blast Gortash in his fucking head the first time I see him

[–] iAvicenna 4 points 11 months ago

Try Arcanum if you havent

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Wingardium leviosa real quick

[–] Delta_V 7 points 11 months ago
[–] raynethackery 6 points 11 months ago

Worshiping Mystra by day and Gond by night.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Dodge this you filthy casual

[–] CodexArcanum 6 points 11 months ago

Project Warlock 2 looking pretty good!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This would make a great back tattoo.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Be the change you wanna see in the world

[–] draneceusrex 5 points 11 months ago (3 children)
[–] AngryCommieKender 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Elminster took one level of Fighter for a reason. Even without the 3 levels of Cleric, or the level of Rogue, that one level of Fighter helps every Wizard once the enemy is too close to safely cast. Automatic proficiency with all basic and martial weapons is useful at close range. Especially if one happened to pick up a Vorpal Keen Katana that one happens to be proficient with.

Oh, and taking a Pseudodragon Familiar gives the Wizard the Improved Evasion Feat, so you just kinda became almost immune to other wizards because if you fail a DEX check, you take half damage, and almost all of the Wizard direct damage spells require a DEX check.

[–] wabafee 4 points 11 months ago

You shall eat lead!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Casts Shield

Like that is going to matter

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