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[–] [email protected] 75 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (5 children)

Those fried eggs were premade and came from a case in the freezer. 100%.

[–] rockSlayer 33 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Definitely. At least the scrambled eggs look like they were cooked from a carton of egg yolk

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Not egg yolk, mixed whole eggs with ascorbic acid to keep them from turning green

[–] wreckedcarzz 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

So that's the "green eggs and ham" I've been hearing about

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

yup...doesn't take much time.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago

Yes, those are made specifically for hotels and come pre-cooked and frozen in a box like this:

[–] 9point6 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Like why bother at that point? No one is going to eat that egg and be glad the hotel gave it to them. It's just going to be a bad experience just before they leave, and potentially put them off choosing the hotel again.

[–] wreckedcarzz 11 points 11 months ago

Hotel staff: this sounds like an absolute win

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

Then a teenager being paid minimum wage for ten hours a week microwaved the hell out of them because they just don't give a damn.

-1/10 stars .... I wouldn't return to this hotel, not because of the eggs but because the eggs are an indication of the overall quality of the hotel and it's staff.

[–] FlyingSquid 8 points 11 months ago

Jesus... fresh cooking a huge pile of fried eggs is awful enough...

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I don't get it. What's the joke here?

[–] FlyingSquid 26 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Have you ever had a non-fresh fried egg? They taste like misery and egg whites. This is a whole pile of them. It's horrific. Why would anyone do this to the world?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

I love eggs, but even fresh ones get cold and gross so fast. I feel bad for anyone naive/desperate enough to try one of these pathetic things.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yeah they are gross to eat but excellent to throw. Have you ever tried throwing a sunny side up egg. Marriott thinks of everything

[–] wreckedcarzz 6 points 11 months ago

"furry convention turns into mass food-fight" is something that I could see happening

[–] slaacaa 10 points 11 months ago

I love eggs, but most of the times I hated them in hotels. Now I understand why, so I rarely eat it, but in better hotels they sometimes have fresh ones

[–] postnataldrip 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Reminds me of some we had at a roadhouse many years ago, that we still talk about from time to time. No idea how long they were on display for (weeks I assume) but we had been driving all through the night and were keen af for a cooked brekkie.

They were like fish eyes surrounded by pencil erasers.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

That looks so gross

[–] Blackmist 5 points 11 months ago

That's still one up from the breakfast cob someone at my work had from Greasy Lil's.

Nothing like a cob full of raw egg spunk to start your day.

Nobody is quite sure why everyone calls it Greasy Lil's. There's only two people that have ever worked there, and neither are called Lil.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Eh, that's not the best I've seen but it's better than what I eat when I'm the one cooking.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Fried eggs aren't too bad, you just need a decent nonstick pan.

[–] wreckedcarzz 4 points 11 months ago

Instructions unclear, bit pan, lost 5 teeth. Please advise.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Well based on the American consumer trends they will basically eat anything that remotely looks or smells like food so I'm sure some cost cutting accountant thought this was a good idea...

Wait until they replace them with plastic alternatives with a food like coating in the years ahead...