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[–] [email protected] 75 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (5 children)

Those fried eggs were premade and came from a case in the freezer. 100%.

[–] rockSlayer 33 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Definitely. At least the scrambled eggs look like they were cooked from a carton of egg yolk

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Not egg yolk, mixed whole eggs with ascorbic acid to keep them from turning green

[–] wreckedcarzz 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

So that's the "green eggs and ham" I've been hearing about

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

yup...doesn't take much time.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago

Yes, those are made specifically for hotels and come pre-cooked and frozen in a box like this:

[–] 9point6 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Like why bother at that point? No one is going to eat that egg and be glad the hotel gave it to them. It's just going to be a bad experience just before they leave, and potentially put them off choosing the hotel again.

[–] wreckedcarzz 11 points 11 months ago

Hotel staff: this sounds like an absolute win

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

Then a teenager being paid minimum wage for ten hours a week microwaved the hell out of them because they just don't give a damn.

-1/10 stars .... I wouldn't return to this hotel, not because of the eggs but because the eggs are an indication of the overall quality of the hotel and it's staff.

[–] FlyingSquid 8 points 11 months ago

Jesus... fresh cooking a huge pile of fried eggs is awful enough...