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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon knows a guy down by the docks (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] [email protected] 45 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Anon cannot read w/o hearing Carl’s voice

[–] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago (1 children)

YEAH

TONIGHT!

[–] hydrospanner 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I don't need no instructions ta know how to ROCK!

[–] FrostyTrichs 2 points 9 months ago

WHO LEFT THIS ON HEAD GAMES!?!?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm gonna be fartin' blood tonight!

[–] psmgx 2 points 9 months ago

NO HAND-BANANA, NO

[–] [email protected] 35 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Don't plug in a Webcam or you'll get blackmail with a video of you jacking off.

[–] RobertOwnageJunior 31 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I'll blackmail them back with a video of me jacking off.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm here to blackmail you

[–] RobertOwnageJunior 1 points 8 months ago

Howee, get ready for pain!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

They'd be more likely to make money from my nudes by getting people to pay them to stop showing it to them.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest 4 points 9 months ago

Hey, a dollar is a dollar.

[–] systemglitch 12 points 9 months ago

I get those blackmail emails and I don't use a web cam. Funny shit, I love reading them.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Just setup an OF to get ahead of them leaking it. Send them a discount code too.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 9 months ago

It's been so long I don't even know if this is an actual quote or a spoof. But it's gold either way.

[–] MrJameGumb 27 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's like my pool is tearin' ass around the backyard, but it's stayin' still. Still waters run deep...

[–] TheOneAndOnly 13 points 9 months ago

Oh my God... This is my absolute favorite Carl quote, and the one I think about every time I see his face. I think we just became best friends.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm just gonna drop this bit of info here:

Adult Swim has a 24/7 stream of this show. Find it with IPTVnator :)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

There's also https://www.toonamiaftermath.com/.

Not sure if this specific show is on there but it has a lot of older stuff.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Big Gaming propanda

[–] bfg9k 7 points 9 months ago

Big Gaming Propane

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

I work outta da home

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

That's not anon, that's Carl Brutananadilewski

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Is this a GTA reference? I know this from something

[–] [email protected] -4 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Anon has no idea where to get his stuff. I trust the scene more than legit companies. Companies has done very shady shit before, never heard of the scene doing anything suspicious.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

...

Lol

[–] systemglitch 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

They do sadly. Not on every rip, but enough of them. It's what makes gog releases so nice.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

These are not scene releases

[–] systemglitch 1 points 9 months ago

Exactly the point.

[–] OmenAtom 3 points 9 months ago

WHOOOOOOOOSH