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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon knows a guy down by the docks (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Don't plug in a Webcam or you'll get blackmail with a video of you jacking off.

[–] RobertOwnageJunior 31 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I'll blackmail them back with a video of me jacking off.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm here to blackmail you

[–] RobertOwnageJunior 1 points 8 months ago

Howee, get ready for pain!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

They'd be more likely to make money from my nudes by getting people to pay them to stop showing it to them.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest 4 points 9 months ago

Hey, a dollar is a dollar.

[–] systemglitch 12 points 9 months ago

I get those blackmail emails and I don't use a web cam. Funny shit, I love reading them.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Just setup an OF to get ahead of them leaking it. Send them a discount code too.