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[โ€“] MrJameGumb 27 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's like my pool is tearin' ass around the backyard, but it's stayin' still. Still waters run deep...

[โ€“] TheOneAndOnly 13 points 11 months ago

Oh my God... This is my absolute favorite Carl quote, and the one I think about every time I see his face. I think we just became best friends.