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[–] Psythik 17 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I'll never understand why they don't just put the cheese directly on top if the meat so it gets all melty and delicious. That's how I do my tacos at home: It goes meat, cheese, hot sauce, lettuce, cilantro, then pico, in that order. Don't forget to fry shells yourself using corn tortillas. Don't buy that pre-made Old El Paso bullshit.

And now I want to make tacos.

[–] FunnyUsername 21 points 8 months ago

The real answer is because they don't look as good. Marketing decided they look sad and pathetic if all you can see is lettuce, since the amount of cheese and meat is so small anyways. They want you to SEE it has cheese. They don't care if you can't taste it because it's on your lap.

[–] PineRune 3 points 8 months ago

I put the cheese first, then meat on top to melt it and make the meat stick to the tortilla.

[–] dejected_warp_core 13 points 8 months ago (4 children)

The far superior Crunchwrap Supreme was practically engineered to solve every case of taco mishap imaginable. Crunchy, tasty, and sh*t doesn't fly everywhere when you bite into it. It even keeps your hands relatively clean. If you must eat in your car, this is the way to go.

The only flaw is it doesn't have a good way to inject hot/medium/mild sauce into the envelope, and I'm pretty sure you can't order it prepared that way.

[–] AngryCommieKender 5 points 8 months ago (2 children)

You can. I worked at Taco Bell, and our managerial training had/has an entire module that boils down to: "if we can reasonably do it, and the customer asks, then do it."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

As Bill Hicks put it:

"Welcome to Taco Bell. How would you like your beans and rice arranged?"

[–] dejected_warp_core 3 points 8 months ago

This is a game changer. Thank you.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

I can't believe I never thought to ask it prepared that way. This makes the crunch wrap such a more inviting option for me.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

I miss the grilled stuffed burrito. It was the same thing, but much more convenient to hold.

[–] BowtiesAreCool 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Double decker taco did it too

[–] dejected_warp_core 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That's the one with the soft taco shell bean-glued to the outside? Solid compromise to prevent taco-shell shrapnel from ejecting all over your lap. Doesn't fix OP's cheese problem though.

[–] BowtiesAreCool 2 points 8 months ago

I mean every taco I eat I just kinda push it all down a little bit and it’s usually fine

[–] TwoBeeSan 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Cheese on top is OK, just gotta melt it. Acts as a sorta glue. Without melting? Yeah get fucked

[–] ZoopZeZoop 1 points 8 months ago

Needs more, too. Won't be enough to make the net otherwise.

[–] ieightpi 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Wait Taco Bell actually tweeted this?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Photoshop, inspect element both exist... so probably not.

[–] ieightpi 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'm usually not this gullible

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Happens to all of us sometimes lol

[–] BilliamBoberts 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The taco is just an objectively inferior vessel for transporting food to your mouth. It has two whole open sides that are level with it's base and it's open to the air all across the top. It wouldn't matter what you put on top. It will still spill out. You have to turn your head 90 degrees horizontal to eat a damn taco. Burritos are superior.

[–] Tikiporch 4 points 8 months ago

Burrito baby, wrap that taco in swaddling clothes.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

the cheese is garbage. order all regular tacos fresca style.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Put the meat on top so the taco is top heavy, but won't disintegrate at the bottom from the grease.

[–] Coreidan -2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Eating in your car is nasty

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Waiting longer than 45 seconds to eat tacobell is even nastier tho

[–] Coreidan -2 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Thats because Taco Bell is disgusting. The thought of eating that garbage is even nastier then eating in your car.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 1 points 8 months ago

That's why I eat in my car.

It is not as nasty as your car.

[–] Echo5 1 points 8 months ago

There’s some video out on YouTube where the guy eats it for like a month straight and actually does alright. Apparently they’ve been sneakily swapping out ingredients to make it healthier over an extended period of time. So feel better about eating it! (/s?)