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[–] [email protected] 36 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Mike's Hard Chowder 8% ABV

[–] jewbacca117 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Shut up and take my money!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Alcohol has a lower boiling temperature than water so the alcohol content of any soup where the alcohol isn't added immediately before serving is going to be negligible. Basically, once the waters boiling the alcohol is gone.

Edit: spitballing here but you might be able to use a pressure cooker to make a soup with an ABV.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 9 months ago (1 children)

i assume this is aerospace grade soup in a can with reactive armour as this is ncd?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

It’d fit if they were in the trenches

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie 5 points 9 months ago

Could you do me a favor and convince 30 years ago me of that true fact? Thanks!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

being healthy is a key component of combat readiness

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Instead of bootlegging liquor during prohibition we are now bootlegging outside food into venues to avoid their inflated prices.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Russian soldiers drinking this be like, "Блять!"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Broccoli and Cheddar 🤤

Broccoli and Stilton 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)

What's with his hand in the first panel?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago

It's the elegant way to drink soup

[–] someguy3 8 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Imagine how hard it would be to clean that flask.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Is the soup prohibition back?