this post was submitted on 04 Jul 2023
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I'm so lost right now (self.lemmyshitpost)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by RamesesKnibs to c/lemmyshitpost
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[–] [email protected] 56 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Considering the previous big Lemmy meme was not shitting for 3 days, I think I'll take beans haha

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yea this is kinda the opposite. By the way, did that guy manage to not shit for three days?

[–] Speckle 30 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I believe he did manage it, he was back on after the three days looking for tips on how to solve being constipated. What a champ.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

And sadly he said that he would not be able to tell the reason why. So it's up to our imagination.

[–] Speckle 6 points 2 years ago

I have a feeling that someone figured out it was because he was going away with a girlfriend for a few days for the first time or something. But I think I might just be spreading lemmy gossip about the legend 💩

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

We should do both see how it goes

[–] KuchiKopi 22 points 2 years ago

OP, in recognition of your contributions to the Fediverse, I hearby present you the highly coveted Lemmy Bean award:

🫘

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago
  1. Lemmy.world
  2. Beans!
  3. ???
  4. Profit... ?
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

If it's full of beans, then it's got gas in it

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

I have not bean paying attention tbh

[–] rustyfish 10 points 2 years ago

Tomorrow we’ll make tomatoes, the day after we do toast. We will continue until we serve the internet a full English breakfast that will blow everyone’s tits off.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm going with the flow for now, the bean flow lol

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

As they shell. Into the beans ocean!

[–] beansbeansbeans 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago
[–] crunchypotat77 6 points 2 years ago
[–] Cruxifux 6 points 2 years ago

The influx of Reddit refugees are causing forced memes in an attempt to promote interaction.

I’m not a huge fan personally.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago
[–] Exatron 6 points 2 years ago

"I'm sorry, Marge. Must have been that bean I ate."

[–] porpoiserecords 5 points 2 years ago
[–] NothingSpecial 5 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Beans!

You've bean warned...

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 3 points 2 years ago

At least now we know where the cow went.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] SkeletonPack 3 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

All I know is that they’re delicious and nutritious.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Can't have any more fun than beans lol, gave me a chuckle if anything else.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Yup, waking up to BeanPosting wasn't what I had in mind

[–] SpezCanLigmaBalls 3 points 2 years ago

Flick da bean

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago
[–] Olap 2 points 2 years ago

What's it going to be tomorrow?

[–] Asudox 1 points 2 years ago
[–] dzervas 1 points 2 years ago

for any lost soul, here's where this whole craze started: https://lemmy.world/post/1003519

[–] Species8472 1 points 2 years ago

Beanz meanz Heinz.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's starting to annoy me now

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I know, it's like the 3AM jokes sub and the bricks, it lasted for more than a month 😒.

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