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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by RamesesKnibs to c/lemmyshitpost
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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yea this is kinda the opposite. By the way, did that guy manage to not shit for three days?

[–] Speckle 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I believe he did manage it, he was back on after the three days looking for tips on how to solve being constipated. What a champ.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And sadly he said that he would not be able to tell the reason why. So it's up to our imagination.

[–] Speckle 6 points 1 year ago

I have a feeling that someone figured out it was because he was going away with a girlfriend for a few days for the first time or something. But I think I might just be spreading lemmy gossip about the legend 💩