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[–] Got_Bent 61 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Lord, I actually googled that to see if it was real. These are the times in which we live.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 11 months ago (3 children)

And? Don't leave us hanging!

[–] [email protected] 30 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's not real, the original creator of the image took a still of the show and added the closed captioning.

Source

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, see the original was actually an old tucker segment accusing liberals of making spiders less sexy.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Fucking liberals trying to keep us away from driders!

[–] Rolando 19 points 11 months ago

hanging...

spiders...

I see what you did there.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Hanging like some sexy spider.. 🕷️

[–] [email protected] 52 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago

Damn that's a sexy spider

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

Your mandibles are heavenly!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Lolth approves.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 11 months ago (2 children)

My uncle is worried that us vaccinated people are going to spread something to him. Like something about the vaccine makes you dangerous.

I don’t know I don’t even care to be honest.

[–] LemmynySnicket 19 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

The vaccine spreads our liberal spider attraction. It makes spiders look all spider in their spider way. I mean spiders spider so spiders, you spider? Spider spider spider.

[–] CM400 11 points 11 months ago

I see your point, but I don’t fully spider where you’re getting your spider spider.

[–] z00s 1 points 11 months ago

I've had the vaccine, and I can conform it does in fact make you dangerous.

The vaccine has made me punch several anti-vaxxers in the genitalia.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 11 months ago

Finally, something the liberals and I can agree on.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Just saying: the use of even sexier would imply that spiders are already sexy lol

Come on baby, shake that web weaver!

[–] z00s 5 points 11 months ago

Finding spiders sexy: That's fine. Wanting spiders to be more sexy: YOU SLUT

[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago

but what even is the context of this???

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Me after searching Angel Dust on R34:

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Maultasche 25 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Remember when they were bitching that liberals wanted to make M&M's less sexy?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

this screenshot is fake but yes

[–] lemmington_steele 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

well yeah, there's only so much sexy to go around. how else do you propose we save some for spiders?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I don't think Timberlake is using his anymore, maybe you can pick it up at his garage sale

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago

Look, all I'm saying is that if we have to have spiders, why not make them sexy??

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I have copious amounts of Angel Dust on my phone. I blame the liberals.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Angel Dust is just hmmpffja;lsfhdalgasd in the new trailer OwO

sexy spider warning

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

It's great, but I'm biased because I'm a sucker for good film music and in-character singing. Here's a link for anybody interested :3

[–] RIP_Cheems 15 points 11 months ago

Uncle Phil, the fuck have you been watching?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] z00s 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

🔊 🎸🎵🎶🎼

Hey hey we're the liberals,

And people say we liberal around,

But we're too busy singin' upholding human rights

To put anybody down

🔊 🎸🎵🎶🎼

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Yea fuck liberals in the political sense outside of america (since they basicalky use it to say leftist). Liberalism is capitalism. Anarcho communism is where it's at

[–] pastaPersona 11 points 11 months ago

Stupid sexy spiders

[–] BloodSlut 9 points 11 months ago
[–] Kase 9 points 11 months ago

🕸️🕷️🕸️

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Would smash Arachne, if she were DTF.

Between myths of Arachne and Medusa, Athena seems to be a bitch and not very wise at all. I suspect there's actually some context going on.

Though in Medusa's case, she was a gorgon before her human origin during the New 52s, and the Gorgoneion that adorns Aegis predates the whole Perseus thing. (Gorgoneions were a ward against evil from times immemorial before the oceans drank Atlantis and Poseidon was the all-father dude).

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

At least they admit spiders are sexy

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago
[–] z00s 1 points 11 months ago