Lord, I actually googled that to see if it was real. These are the times in which we live.
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And? Don't leave us hanging!
It's not real, the original creator of the image took a still of the show and added the closed captioning.
Yeah, see the original was actually an old tucker segment accusing liberals of making spiders less sexy.
Fucking liberals trying to keep us away from driders!
hanging...
spiders...
I see what you did there.
Hanging like some sexy spider.. 🕷️
Damn that's a sexy spider
bonk
Your mandibles are heavenly!
Lolth approves.
My uncle is worried that us vaccinated people are going to spread something to him. Like something about the vaccine makes you dangerous.
I don’t know I don’t even care to be honest.
The vaccine spreads our liberal spider attraction. It makes spiders look all spider in their spider way. I mean spiders spider so spiders, you spider? Spider spider spider.
I see your point, but I don’t fully spider where you’re getting your spider spider.
I've had the vaccine, and I can conform it does in fact make you dangerous.
The vaccine has made me punch several anti-vaxxers in the genitalia.
Finally, something the liberals and I can agree on.
Just saying: the use of even sexier would imply that spiders are already sexy lol
Come on baby, shake that web weaver!
Finding spiders sexy: That's fine. Wanting spiders to be more sexy: YOU SLUT
but what even is the context of this???
Me after searching Angel Dust on R34:
Try Rachnera.
Remember when they were bitching that liberals wanted to make M&M's less sexy?
this screenshot is fake but yes
well yeah, there's only so much sexy to go around. how else do you propose we save some for spiders?
I don't think Timberlake is using his anymore, maybe you can pick it up at his garage sale
Look, all I'm saying is that if we have to have spiders, why not make them sexy??
I have copious amounts of Angel Dust on my phone. I blame the liberals.
Angel Dust is just hmmpffja;lsfhdalgasd in the new trailer OwO
sexy spider warning
OwO i haven't seen that!
It's great, but I'm biased because I'm a sucker for good film music and in-character singing. Here's a link for anybody interested :3
Uncle Phil, the fuck have you been watching?
I am the Liberals
🔊 🎸🎵🎶🎼
Hey hey we're the liberals,
And people say we liberal around,
But we're too busy singin' upholding human rights
To put anybody down
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Yea fuck liberals in the political sense outside of america (since they basicalky use it to say leftist). Liberalism is capitalism. Anarcho communism is where it's at
Stupid sexy spiders
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Would smash Arachne, if she were DTF.
Between myths of Arachne and Medusa, Athena seems to be a bitch and not very wise at all. I suspect there's actually some context going on.
Though in Medusa's case, she was a gorgon before her human origin during the New 52s, and the Gorgoneion that adorns Aegis predates the whole Perseus thing. (Gorgoneions were a ward against evil from times immemorial before the oceans drank Atlantis and Poseidon was the all-father dude).
At least they admit spiders are sexy
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