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submitted 11 months ago by Clbull to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 91 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Be scared and horny, gotcha.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Scaroused

[–] EdibleFriend 18 points 11 months ago

I generally am.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 11 months ago

"Ahhh! Ahhhh! My dick's caught in your wheels upon wheels!"

[–] RIP_Cheems 22 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Would?

[–] shneancy 32 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"would fuck" but English speakers hate- speaking so they shorten everything

[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago

True, we hate.

[–] joucker29 22 points 11 months ago

I probably wouldn't but u do u i guess.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Indeed

[–] RIP_Cheems 1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

[–] EdibleFriend 7 points 11 months ago

SEX

[–] _danny 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Read the dude's chest.

[–] RIP_Cheems 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Well yeah, but would? Since when is that slang for sex?

[–] Viking_Hippie 4 points 11 months ago

Since like a decade or two ago?

[–] Cold_Brew_Enema 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I don't get it

[–] [email protected] 54 points 11 months ago

The tshirt says "monster fucker" so the person is saying "I'd fuck that" to which the biblically accurate angel is saying "ew" in reply to.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

Aasimar backstories be like:

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

I wanna know what they can do with those wings.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

When the humussy meets the angussy